Guido Daniele’s Incredible ‘Handimals’
Guido Daniele makes these awesome hyper-realistic paintings/sculptures of animals with human hands. They’re really mind-blowing.
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Twitter Helps Educate Our Young
2nd graders in an Elementary School in New York have tested their own spelling and grammar by becoming grammar Nazis to NFL players on Twitter.
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Tapioca Terror On The High Seas
Bit of an odd title I know, but I’m not even mucking about. Tapioca brought a 12,000 tonne freighter to it’s watery knees.
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Women And Men Screwing Dogs And Becoming Internet Superstars
I got one of the grossest tip offs in Sick Chirpse history last week when some guy sent me a link to a video of a dog ramming the absolute shit out of some ho. It left me visibly shaken. Check it out here.
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Bizarre Standoff Between LAPD And Man Inhaling A Balloon
I’ve seen a few televised standoffs between police and hostages/gunmen etc but I’ve never seen one between the LAPD and a guy blowing up balloons.
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The UK’s Funniest Prank
It’s easy to prank someone in the 21st century and these guys nail it on one hapless victim, simply by phoning him and telling him he has trials at Oldham Athletic football club. He then proceeds to post a plethora of inane status updates about it that will make you piss yourself.
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HMV Employees Live Tweet Their Firings On HMV’s Twitter Account
It’s pretty cool that if you’re getting fired you can live tweet it now huh? Especially if you work for a major corporation that’s going into administration and you know that it’s going to cause a massive shitstorm because they’re firing 190 people.
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Cookie Monster Steals Giant Golden Cookie And Demands Ransom
A wanted fugitive is on the run, and he goes by the name of Cookie Monster.
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Insane Photographs From A Public Amputation Of A Thief’s Fingers In Iran (SFW)
I agree that thieves should be punished but I don’t think they should have all their fingers cut off at a public ceremony by this horrific machine, no way.
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Insanely Stupid Reactions To WWE Royal Rumble
It’s understandable that some fans might get upset by wrestling results every now and again These fans should probably be sectioned though because their reactions are completely and utterly insane, like the guy who got shot in the face but still said the Royal Rumble result was the worst part of his week.
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Batman_LDN: Why It Snowed Last Week
Batman_LDN is back on Sick Chirpse with a new semi-regular column in which he details his incredible life. This week he explains why it snowed last week and why it was all essentially his fault. He also apologises.
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Share The Rainbow? Skittles Advert Banned For Simulating Rainbow Sharing
First there was Morgan Freeman getting pissed off that he couldn’t hold a baby without turning it into candy…now there is a newlywed couple getting banned for sharing the rainbow.
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The Entourage Movie Is Confirmed
Entourage was one of my favourite TV shows from the 00’s and today the much rumoured and long awaited movie has finally been confirmed, I’ve got some mixed feelings about it though.
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Garrett McNamara Surfs A 100 Foot Wave To Set A New World Record
Garrett McNamara is a badass because he just doesn’t give a crap and rides 100 foot waves like it’s going out of style and won’t possibly kill him. Check out a video and a couple of sick pictures too here.
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Justin Bieber Gropes A Belieber At A Meet And Greet
Justin Bieber has hit 18 and he’s turned from a cute little kid into a horny asshole like every other guy out there.
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Woman Tries To Kill Husband By Stuffing Poison In Her Private Parts
A Brazilian woman is facing jail after trying to murder her husband by implementing an extremely strange and no doubt untested method – by using the act of oral sex.
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Paul Scholes’ Car Is Stolen As He Leaves It Running While It’s De-Icing
I guess it hasn’t been a good day for the cars of Manchester football players: first Balotelli’s car is pissed on and now Paul Scholes’ has been stolen while he was de-icing it. When it rains it pours I guess. Here’s the story and some of the best twitter reaction.
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Chris Brown And Frank Ocean Have A Fight Over A Parking Space
Late last night in LA Frank Ocean and Chris Brown were trying to get in the same parking space, and it allegedly spiralled out of control into a full fledged brawl between both guys and their entourages! OMG!
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HOW TO GUIDE – Cutting Massive Holes In Cows
If you’ve ever fancied cutting a massive hole in a cow’s side, then getting elbow deep in its bowels, you’re a strange, strange individual. But you’ll like this.
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Audi’s New Technology Will Make All Humans Obsolete (Or Will Be Completely Useless)
Audi’s new technology is going to take us a big step closer to that terrifying/blissful futuristic Wall-E world in which people get so fat and useless and dependent on technology that they can’t stand on their own two feet. Either that or it’ll be completely redundant.
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Major Newspaper Runs Article With Inappropriate And Offensive Photobomb
When you have a bunch of solid pictures from an ice hockey match it’s kinda unfortunate when you choose one with a guy making an obscene gesture in it. Whoopsie.
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A Day In The Life Of Batman_LDN
Batman_LDN has been kind of quiet on Sick Chirpse recently, but he’s back with a fascinating, hard hitting documentary all about his daily life.
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Here’s Some On Set Footage Of Mad Max 4
Mad Max was a pretty awesome movie but it’s crazy that a 4th movie is coming out 29 years after the last one. Fans weren’t too happy when told it would be mostly CGI, but this footage from the set of some cool vehicles bombing around the desert has got people excited again.
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Shane Warne Catches Ball During Murray V Federer
There was some kind of epic sports crossover today at the US Open where Shane Warne came out of retirement to try and catch Roger Federer out in his tennis match against Andy Murray.
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Footage Of Swansea Ball Boy Making A Prank Phone Call Emerges
Charlie Morgan shot to fame on Wednesday night for getting kicked by Eden Hazard, but it turns out he’s just a little jerk. Here’s more evidence of him being a twat as he makes a really unfunny prank phone call to a hotel reception.
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Wang XianXiang Is A Chinese Man Who Likes To Lift Weights With His Eyelids
If you don’t know what a Chinese Eyelid Weightlifter is, then take a guess. You’re probably right and yeah, it looks pretty horrific. Check out some pictures in here.
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The Tailless Whip Scorpion Is The Stuff Of Nightmares
The tailless whip scorpion is a cross between a scorpion, a spider and a daddy longs legs and it freaks me out, but these dudes just pick it up and let it crawl all over their faces. Completely gross and terrifying.
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Willing Woman Needed For Neanderthal Pregnancy
Harvard Professor desperately searching for a woman to give birth to the first ever Neanderthal in 33,000 years. Yeah… good luck with that.
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In Japan You Can Order A Mayonnaise Pizza
The Japanese are so weird and now they’ve done something else completely strange and ridiculous. They’ve created a mayonnaise pizza. Yuck.
