FACEBOOK USERS JUST WANT TO HANG OUT!
2010 Top Ten Facebook statuses reveal users just want to hang out. Maybe they should get off Facebook then?!
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IRISH PLAYER INCLUDED IN GOAL OF THE YEAR SHORTLIST
Lionel Messi. Samir Nasri. Arjen Robben. Matty Burrows.
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EBOUE: FUNNIER THAN THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS
‘For a moment I was in a big panic but then I saw him and I thought, oh it’s only Eboué’
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WORST GUITAR TAB EVER
Everyone knows guitar tabs are hardly ever correct but you could at least try a bit harder when giving a video guitar lesson….l
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SOME LOSER CHANGES HIS NAME TO CAPTAIN AWESOME…
He got a brand new signature too!
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MILEY CYRUS CAUGHT RIPPING A BONG!
My kind of party in the USA!
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MICHAEL JACKSON RELEASES NEW ALBUM 18 MONTHS AFTER HIS DEATH
Michael Jackson again defies reality by releasing an album of new songs 18 months after his death
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DAVID LYNCH TAKES PART IN LIVE TWITTER INTERVIEW!
Weirdo film director David Lynch took part in a live interview on twitter earlier. I only picked up the answers though….
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MAN PULLED OUT OF THE WAY OF METRO TRAIN AT LAST SECOND!
Wow! This is like some kind of Jean Claude Van Damme action movie! But in real life! Whoa!
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STUDENTS DO PAY TAX. SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE….SHOULD.
Students pay taxes. Don’t you forget it. The ‘students are tax dodgers’ is the most ill-informed, overused anti-student quip there is. Get a new one.
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CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK AVATAR TO STOP CHILD ABUSE
This weekend Facebook users (re: everyone) were encouraged to change their avatars to cartoon characters to stamp out child abuse. Of course!
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TEQUILA – THE UNOPENED FILE
Sick Chirpse’s new mexican correspondent Joaquin reporting from Guadalajara, Mexico delves into myths, misconceptions and the history surrounding tequila in his first article.
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STREAM THE NEW GIRL TALK RECORD!
GIRL TALK IS FUCKING SICK. WE ARE STREAMING HIS NEW RECORD. IT’S FUCKING SICK. SICK CHIRPSE.
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LARGE HADRON COLLIDER CREATES SUB-ATOMIC FIREBALL
One million times hotter than the core of the sun. Honestly.
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HANDSOME BAND OF THE MONTH – THE MAGNIFICENT
The most handsome band of the month award goes to The Magnificent.
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PANIC ON THE STREETS OF LONDON TOWN
Fees will rise, cuts will be made, politicians will break promises. Like Tupac said that’s just the way it is.
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SWEET POTATO BURGERS WITH CAJUN WEDGES
Recipe for vegetarian sweet potato burgers with cajun wedges.
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DICK VAN DYKE IS RESCUED BY PORPOISES
Can you even fall asleep on a surfboard?
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FAUX SLATZ — AN IDIOT’S PARIS TRAVELOGUE
Meet Slatz, Sick Chirpse’s own idiot abroad. Here’s a story about how he gets locked in a crypt in Paris…..
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SEGWAY OWNER STACKS IT OFF A CLIFF WHILST RIDING HIS SEGWAY
The unbelievable demise of a charitable hero.
