The Pirate Bay: Away From Keyboard
The Pirate Bay. Not only the world’s largest file sharing website, but ambassadors for internet freedom since 2006.
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The British Nightclub – A Reservoir For The Dogs
I cannot stand the British nightclub, as was proven by a trip to my local Oceana. Here’s a rant about everything that I really hate about nightclubs.
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Oscar Pistorius Shoots His Girlfriend Dead
Oscar Pistorius redefines the concept behind Valentine’s Day by shooting his girlfriend in the head.
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Who Wants A Sick Chirpse T-shirt?
We’ve decided to re-print our original t-shirt design because we want to see your girlfriend wearing it.
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Can You Get Any Luckier?
America’s luckiest people go on a nice little fishing trip, buy a couple of lottery scratchies and win a load of sweet money. Bastards.
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Brazilian Pastor Convinces Followers His Penis Contained “Holy Milk”
We’ve all read stories about religious leaders doing some pretty sick stuff in the name of religion, but this pastor actually managed to convince his followers that his penis contained sacred “holy milk”.
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Black Flag New Album And Reunion – Why?
Another band has reunited for a series of gigs and even a new album. However this time there are two incarnations of Black Flag reforming, but why? No Henry Rollins in sight either.
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The Real ‘The Valleys’
Am I exploiting my homeland for the sake of views in a way no better than MTV? Yes. Meet the real ‘The Valleys’, there’s no place like home.
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Snoop Lion Wants To Teach Kids How To Smoke Weed
Snoop Lion reveals plans to educate children in the awesomeness of smoking weed.
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Four Reasons Why Rihanna Needs To Do One
OK OK, we know you lot already know that Rihanna is a massive dick, but we just wanted to just get some things off our chest as to why Rihanna really is a massive tool. Here are 4 reasons to get your started.
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It’s Pancake Day And Savoury Is The Way Forward
It’s Pancake Day 2013 and the streets are running wild. Savoury or sweet? Oh Darling, it’s all about the savoury.
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What The Hell Has NASA Just Found On Mars?
Curiosity, the Mars rover, has been scuttling around Mars doing nothing of real interest, until now. Recent images appear to show something quite unexplainable on the Martian surface. So what the hell is it?
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Read LAPD Mass Murderer Chris Dorner’s Online Manifesto
Mass murderer on-the-run Chris Dorner releases an online manifesto on his Facebook page. Read the warped thoughts behind the madness of America’s current most wanted.
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Mark Wahlberg Was Completely Wasted On The Graham Norton Show
That picture is of Mark Wahlberg sitting on Graham Norton’s lap and rubbing his nipples. Yeah, that happened. Watch the full show as Mark’s night spirals into an inebriated blur. It’s painful and hilarious in equal measure.
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The Pope Has Left The Building
So the Pope has officially resigned for the first time in nearly 600 years. Is there a hidden agenda? Is the sacred shit about to hit the fan?And most importantly, What’s twitter saying about all of this?
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Making Deviant Dough On Ebay
People are selling their dirty underwear on Ebay, don’t miss out on the chance of earning big £££ with this handy guide!
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The Camouflage Guide To Germany: How To Blend In
Going to Germany? Here’s five handy things you should probably know before you visit.
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Your Brain Is Being Controlled And You Don’t Even Know It
Scientists have discovered a species of bacteria that lives in your gut, sending covert messages to your brain causing you to generally act like a nutcase. But that’s nothing compared to what the rest of the animal kingdom has to offer up…
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Fake Nostalgia Is Stupid And Annoying
Life in this country wasn’t really better back in the day, people just like to think it was. Then they share some twatty post about it on Facebook.
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Superhero Fans, Grab Your Pitchforks
An article on the reasons why superpowers probably aren’t all they’re cracked up to be.
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Saying Goodbye To 30 Rock
30 Rock is over, and has left with it a void only a high-quality sitcom can replace. But why was it so good? Joe Tinkler investigates…
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North Korea: Where Dreams Come True
North Korea. Everyone who lives there will tell you it is indeed the greatest place on earth. It’s basically a giant Disneyland theme park, that you’re not allowed to leave. It’s so exclusive that few people, if any, are allowed tickets to go there.
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The Sleaziest Guy Ever?
Reckon you know who the sleaziest guy ever is? We all probably know the odd person who comes close but this guy Fergie Oliver is the worst – he was a Canadian game show host who promised children on his show the big prizes in exchange for kisses. No joke.
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R.I.P, Stewie, The World’s Longest Cat
Cats are part of the family at Sick Chirpse and we’re all in mourning. Let’s pay homage to one of our late buddies, Stewie, who was the world’s longest domestic cat.
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Chris Huhne’s Heartbreaking Text Dialogues With His Son, And The Media’s Shameless Publishing Of Them
Almost every ‘respected’ news website has acted like a gossiping tabloid, shamelessly stirring the irrelevant shit that they have found in the form of abusive texts from MP Chris Huhne’s son to his father. It’s completely wrong and it disgusts me.
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What Happens When A Ping Pong Ball Travelling At 900MPH Hits A Ping Pong Paddle?
I’m sure almost everyone reading this has probably thought about the answer to this question all their lives but have been unable to discover it. Well, the wait is over. And there’s a video of it too!
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Knife Wielding Man Tasered Outside Buckingham Palace
This happened on Sunday sure but it’s still a pretty awesome video because everyone loves a good tasering, especially when the guy getting tasered actually deserves it for once.
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Print Your Own Evil Moon Base
The European Space Agency and the architects that brought you Wembley Stadium now plan to print a Moon Base. Yeah you read that right, PRINT a moon base. Not build a moon base, PRINT a moon base. With a 3D printer. See how that is possible in this article.
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NFL Player Wasn’t Wearing A Cup
The Superbowl yesterday seemed like it was pretty entertaining, but seeing this guy’s junk waggle around in his pants as he runs a touchdown in was probably the funniest part.
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10 Celebrities As Zombies
AMC and The Walking Dead have teamed and made an app that turns you into a zombie. So here are a bunch of celebrities who have been turned into zombies and look pretty nasty.
