Woman Beats Up Another Woman On The Bus For Disrespecting Her Baby
This woman fights for her baby’s cause when a fellow bus passenger disses her baby. Beats the living shit out of the baby-disser like it’s a normal everyday thing.
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The Man Of Steel Whips And Chains
Superman might be the big dollar maker, but his creator was left so skint he had to switch the spandex for leather.
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Batman_LDN Discusses Kim Jong-un With His Rivals
There’s only one man who can sort out the North Korean situation and it isn’t Dennis Rodman – it’s Batman_LDN.
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Horse Meat Infographic
We haven’t really been covering the horse meat scandal here on Sick Chirpse (sorry) so here’s a cool infographic that tells you pretty much everything you need to know about it.
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Japanese ‘Cuddle’ Cafe
Everyone is lonely, and everyone has their own methods for trying to combat that. The Japanese have some pretty unique methods though…
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Best New Tumblr Find – Laptop In Iran
If you install an app on your laptop that lets you locate it when it’s stolen, you’re probably gonna be pretty gutted when it turns out it’s been shipped off to Iran. But then again, you do get to see loads of pictures of the family that own it now and laugh at them, so maybe it isn’t so bad.
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How To Be A Complete Boss At Snake
Remember playing Snake on your old crappy Nokia phone and never being able to get anywhere near completing it? Well check this out it’s a Snake walkthrough GIF and it’s completely epic.
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The Creator Of The Doomsday Clock Has Died Which Obviously Means We’re All Going To Die
Probably not to be honest, but stuff is escalating over there and Martyl Langsdorf did foreshadow a lot of the nuclear problems the world would face with the creation of The Doomsday Clock, so you never know.
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Wrestlemania 29 Review
The Sick Chirpse lowdown on what was largely a one-match show, but what a match it was.
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World’s Largest Nutella Heist
The world’s biggest Nutella heist went down yesterday, with over five tonnes of the delicious chocolate spread being stolen. But what the hell are the robbers going to do with it?
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One Direction Fans Attempt To Understand Harry Styles’ Tweet About Margaret Thatcher’s Death
You would probably assume that One Direction fans – or Directioners – are stupid, uneducated and uncultured but this really proves it.
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Men Giving Birth
Does giving birth hurt more than being kicked in the balls? Two crazy Dutch bastards find out.
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Being John Malkovich At The Beach
It is now possible to be John Malkovich at the beach thanks to a line of gentleman’s beachwear he has designed which he has decided to call the Technobohemian range.
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Hilarious Remake Of The Stupid ‘Nah, You’re Alright’ McDonald’s Advert
The ‘Nah You’re Alright’ McDonald’s advert on TV right now is probably one of the dumbest and most pointless adverts in television history, but if it didn’t exist then we wouldn’t get to enjoy this hilarious parody.
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Rakia, The Serbian National Drink
One night in Belgrade we met a man loading bottles of Serbian moonshine into the boot of someone’s car. His name was Goran and he taught us about rakia and let us drink some of his stuff.
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Wrestlemania 29 Preview
It’s Wrestlemania time again. Check out our preview for the biggest show of the wrestling year.
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Could You Conquer The World’s Hottest Pizza?
Think you’re a boss when it comes to eating spicy food? Well, you’re not a boss at anything until you’ve conquered the world’s hottest pizza, the Saltdean.
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Meet Sam Spratt, The Artist Who’s Brushed Up A Living By Painting Internet Memes
Sam Spratt is a totally sick artist who’s come up with his own interpretation of internet memes. Check it out, the stuff’s a whole new level of digital art.
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Biggest Waves At Shipsterns Ever In Awesome Surfing Video
I don’t know a lot about surfing but some of the waves in this video are insane and some guy who’s really into surfing agreed with me.
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It’s Not A Crime To Be An Asshole
University “Spotted!” pages are causing a storm of controversy for their unpleasant comments. But abuse is the price we pay for free speech.
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Atherstone Ball Game
The Atherstone ball game is one of the oldest traditions in the country and basically involves a whole town’s worth of people kicking the living shit out of each other so they can hold onto some giant leather ball.
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World War Z: The Death Rattle For Zombie Movies?
The second trailer for Brad Pitt’s new movie, “World War Z”, has been released. Sadly, it doesn’t make the film look any better than the first trailer did.
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The Sheepshead Fish Is Nightmare Fuel Of The Highest Order
Sick Chirpse unearths a creature of the deep that seemingly exists for the sole purpose of giving you scary dreams. WARNING: Do not read before bedtime.
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Limp Bizkit And Lil Wayne’s New Song Is About As Dumb As You Would Expect It To Be
If you were ever wondering what the dumbest musical collaboration could possibly be then look no further.
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Speed Of Light – Literal Flash Mob Is Trippy As Hell
Flash mobs can be cool or very lame, but when it’s a mob of people literally flashing and has been funded by an arts charity, it gets a tick for originality.
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Monarchs Of England — Snapshots Of History For Dunces #3
Here’s part three of our trawl through the monarchy from present to past. Today our shonky history bus drives past Dutch invasions and smallpox.
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Man Set To Wed My Little Pony Character Writes Long Letter To Deviant Artist Asking Him To Stop Drawing Raunchy Pictures Of My Little Pony Characters
The most amazing thing about this story is the fact that these two people even exist and were able to have this argument. Gotta love the internet.
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The Last Barfighter Is An Old-School Arcade Game That Gives You Beer When You Win
Everyone loves old-school arcade games and everyone loves beer, which makes this invention – The Last Barfighter – one of the best things ever. Check it out.
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Disabled Con Artist Fakes Heart Attacks To Avoid Paying Restaurant Bills For Five Years
This sounds like something that might happen in an episode of Fools and Horse or something, but it’s actually been happening in real life for the last five years.
