Sick Chirpse Presents: SHIFT K3Y
We’re throwing a party at the end of May and this guy’s 2nd on our line up.
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A Mexican Restaurant In Florida Has Started Selling Lion-Meat Tacos And Have Received Bomb And Rape Threats Because Of It
A Mexican restaurant in Florida is letting customers eat lion meat. It’s only fair; lions do it to us all the time…
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Can’t Pick Up Girls? Don’t Worry About It Because The Nerdiest 13 Year Old In History Is Here With His Top 10 Chat Up Lines
Need advice with girls? Well, you’ve come to the right place.
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BBC Radio Presenter Pulled Off Air For Being Completely Wasted On Her Last Day
Paula White of BBC Radio Stoke celebrates the end of her afternoon radio show a little too early and ends up getting pulled off air for being drunk
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Headcam Footage Of Skiier Ripping It On Slopes Before Getting Busted By The Cops
Candide Thovex is a sick French skiier who shows us his awesome moves through a helmet-cam. That is, until he gets busted by the cops for landing a jump over their car.
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The Super Rich Are Hiring Handicapped Kids So They Can Skip The Line At Disney World
Rich people have figured out an ingenious way of skipping the queue at Disney World. Are their tactics fair game?
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Swipe Left Or Swipe Right? We Try Our Hand At Online Dating Via Tinder
Tinder is a painfully addictive dating app that matches you with people in your area. Check out some of the weird and wonderful people on there and their feeble attempts to chat up and woo women.
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Dove Told Women They Were Beautiful, The Internet Tells Men Their Balls Are Beautiful
Men can be quite insecure about the shape, size and general appearance of their nut-sacks. Luckily, Dove’s Real Beauty Sketch is here to put them at ease.
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The 5 Most Annoying Reactions To The New Daft Punk Album
I woke up this morning to find that the world and his wife suddenly had an opinion on the new Daft Punk album, and most of it just really annoyed me. So I took the time to single out the 5 groups of people with the most annoying reactions to Random Access Memories.
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A New Service Has Been Set Up To Determine Whether Your Tweets Are Sexist Or Not And You’re Probably A Sexist According To Their Criteria
I’ve never really thought about whether I was sexist on Twitter or not, but a new service has been set up which can tell you exactly this. Guess what? I’m a sexist, but I don’t really agree with their analysis.
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CHIRPSES | INTERVIEWS | MUSIC
Sick Chirpse Presents: TÂCHES
We’re super-stoked about having this guy TÂCHES playing at our party on the 30th May. We don’t really know how to describe his sound so we’re not gonna bother. Just listen.
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Richard Branson Lost A Bet With Tony Fernandes And Had To Dress Up As An Air Stewardess And It Was Completely Rank
After losing a bet with another billionaire, Virgin boss Richard Branson has dressed up as a stewardess. The results aren’t pretty.
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Astronaut Chris Hadfield Records The First Music Video In Space, Covering David Bowie’s Space Oddity To Celebrate His Return To Earth
I thought Chris Hadfield was cool when I saw him do that experiment in space wringing out a cloth, but I didn’t think he was anywhere near this cool.
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It’s That Time Of The Year When The Sun Is Out And Hayfever Starts To Really Annoy You, So We Send Batman_LDN To Find Out How To Negate Its Effects
It’s that time of the year where you can’t stop sneezing and your eyes won’t stop watering because the sun came out and you got really excited and ran around in the park even though you hayfever. It sucks, so Batman_LDN explains how you can avoid it.
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The Most Important New Thing On The Internet Today Is Definitely ‘Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal’
If you thought that someone holding up a spoon of cereal to Ryan Gosling’s mouth in some of his movies wouldn’t be funny then you were dead wrong.
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Here’s One For All Of You Christians: Your Religion Is A Load Of Bollocks
Most people know that Christianity is about God and Jesus and all those guys with beards, but many people’s knowledge stops there, but there’s a bit more to it than that.
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Some Dumbass American Has Created A Gun You Can Print Using A 3D Printer, Which Is Obviously A Bad Idea
A rogue American company has created the world’s first printable gun, because if there’s one thing humanity needs, it’s more readily available ways to shoot each other.
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Conspiracy Theorist Vs Rational Person: Jay-Z
Jay-Z isn’t one to shy away from occult symbolism. But is there any truth to the rumours that he’s part of some dreaded occult order like the Illuminati? Let’s take a look.
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Right Said Fred Re-Record ‘I’m Too Sexy’ As ‘I’m Too Smurfy’ For The New Smurfs Movie And It’s Probably The Most Embarrassing Thing Ever
Remember Right Said Fred’s 1993 megahit ‘I’m Too Sexy?’ For its 20th anniversary they’ve decided to re-record it for the new Smurf movie as ‘I’m Too Smurfy’ and it’s probably one of the most embarrassing things ever.
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Sick Chirpse X Awesome Merch #Guesswho Competition
We’re teaming up with our buddies over at Awesome Merchandise to bring you another massive #GuessWho competition.
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Here Are All The Reasons Why We Hate Children
The little shits have been getting away with murder for years now and we are powerless to stop them. Sick Chirpse makes the case for a child-less existence.
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The Birth Of The English Monarchy
Who was the 1st King of England? Did he wear a cap with cat feathers in? Did he poo golden nuggets and jizz fire? Find the answer to one of these questions here.
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What’s Worse Than Having A Really Dull Hobby? Having A Really Dull Hobby That Goes Horribly Horribly Wrong
What’s worse than having a really dull hobby? Having a really dull hobby that goes horribly, horribly wrong.
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Sick Chirpse Goes To Groezrock
The Chirpse enjoys crap food and buckets of Belgian lager as we experience the sights, sounds and smells of one of Europe’s biggest punk festvals.
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We’re Not Even Going To Pretend To Understand This, So Just Sit Back And Enjoy It: Batman_LDN Presents The Egoboost McBumbaklart 5002
I’m not even going to attempt to understand what’s going on in the mind of Batman_LDN here so just sit back and enjoy the cartoon.
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Why We Should All Be Worried About UKIP
We examine just why the UK Independence Party’s recent victories are very, very bad news for the country.
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The New Gambling Craze: Vibrating Dildo Racing
A new gambling craze has hit the tables and it’s penetratingly good. Vibrating dildo racing will open you up to a (w)hole new world of gambling.
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Jeff Hanneman RIP
The legendary Slayer guitarist has passed away aged 49. Sick Chirpse raises its glass to an amazing talent.
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We Check Out More Of The World’s Most Disgusting Delicacies
Here’s the second part of the world’s most disgusting delicacies. There really are some revolting delicacies around the globe, enough to make you chunder.
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The Illuminati: Conspiracy Theorist Vs Rational Person
Time for another round of Conspiracy Theorist Vs Rational Person – this time dealing with the umbrella of all conspiracy theories – the Illuminati.
