Former WWE Superstar Saves Mother From Burning House By Uprooting A Tree
He uprooted a tree with his bare hands and used it as a battering ram to smash a window in. How cool is that?
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The Enigma Of Steve Roggenbuck
Steve Roggenbuck’s been making waves on the alt-lit scene for a few years now. This is your need-to-know dossier on the man who’s telling you to Live Your Lief.
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The Extremely Worrying Yet Really Cool World Of Non-Lethal Weapons
The Americans take the field of crowd control to new and bewildering heights. Pimped-up taser, anyone?
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Here’s George W. Bush’s Private Email Address – Drop Him A Line
Have you ever wanted to have George W. Bush’s email address? Well now thanks to a hacker called Guccifer it’s all yours. You can also check out some really embarrassing paintings George W. Bush has painted and some weird Bush family photographs too.
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We Love Louis CK
The finest stand-up comedian of his generation hits London for a handful of sold-out shows this week. Sick Chirpse presents a quick tribute to a comedy god.
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Newsreaders Voice Concern for Promising Young Rapists on CNN
CNN reporters worry about the futures of young sex offenders in American society.
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Whack Aphrodisiacs
People love sex, people love food, so what better way to get the pork sword ready than by eating some nasty shit?
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Larry David Is Carlos Bianchi
I’m convinced that these two are actually the same person and you will be too after you’ve watched this video.
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Fashion Vs Skateboarding: Why Jeremy Scott Is A Jerk
A frank look at fashion icon Jeremy Scott’s use of the iconic Santa Cruz Skateboarding graphics of Jim and Jimbo Phillips.
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Google Unveils Talking Trainers To Try To Motivate Fatties
Google are attempting world dominance in the technology stakes. Meet their new addition: talking trainers to help motivate fatties.
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Dennis Rodman Actually Got His Hands On The Popemobile
Remember when Dennis Rodman was looking for the Popemobile to ride around St Peter’s Square in on Wednesday? Well he finally got his hands on it and this is what went down.
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MP Gets Arrested For Starting Bar Brawl At Bar In House Of Commons
Don’t you just wish you could fight politicians sometimes? Well one politician – Eric Joyce – is living out your fantasies by getting wasted at the House of Commons and starting fights with other politicians and cops. What a badass.
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The Wonder That Is The Oreo Separation Machine
A crazy American scientist has constructed an Oreo separation machine, to remove the creme from his tasty chocolate cookies, is this the best use of technology?
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Kagu – An Internet Voyage Through Strangeness
What’s Kagu? Lots of things it turns out. This post plots an odd voyage from dancing to juggling, all thanks to a strange little bird.
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Shocking News: Beauty Pageant Recruiter Uses Girl For Sex
A Miss California contestant laments her decision to sleep her way to the top with a man who couldn’t actually make it happen.
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Luton Airport Forced To Apologise For Posting Picture Of Plane Crash On Their Facebook Page
It’s not a bad idea to try and promote your business through social media, but it’s probably a bad idea to put up a picture of a plane crash with an inappropriate comment if you’re trying to promote an airport.
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Ed Sheeran Face Plants Spectacularly Live On Stage
There’s just something about Ed Sheeran that really pisses me off – it’s probably his ginger hair or shit tattoos or stupid ‘regular guy’ gimmick. Anyway, it’s great when videos like this one emerge because we can all laugh at him screwing up.
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Harry Styles Has An Imposter
Imposter pretends to be our precious Harry and makes fun of all us One Direction fans for sharing our deaths in the family with him.
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Every James Hetfield ‘YEAH’ In One Song
James Hetfield has written a lot of songs with Metallica and in pretty much every other one he sings or shouts ‘yeah’ a couple of times. So this one Metallica fan made a James Hetfield ‘yeah’ supercut. And it rules.
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Curtis Woodhouse Confronts Twitter Troll Live On Television
The whole world stood still and watched Curtis Woodhouse live tweet his attempts to track down a loser who had been trolling him on twitter, only for his quest to be unsuccessful. Well, some TV show decided to bring them face to face a couple of days later.
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The Pope Idol Results Are In
A New Pope has been elected and he looks like a friendly tortoise. We at Sick Chirpse take a look at the importance in his choice of name and where he might take the Catholic Church.
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Dennis Rodman Is In The Vatican Right Now Trying To Set Up An Immediate Meeting With The New Pope
Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, Dennis Rodman shows up.
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Walking Dead South Park. Obviously.
Some of the Walking Dead characters immortalised in true South Park fashion.
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Russian Yetis Start War With Bears
A Russian expedition to find the yeti reports on a disturbing battle between yetis and grizzlies in Siberia. Terrifying but awesome.
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Meet Starfish Hitler – The Japanese TV Super Villain
70s Japanese superhero Kamen Rider X had his fair share of weird monsters to fight, including Spider Napoleon, Ant Capone, Leech Dracula, and… Starfish Hitler.
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Bieber Blocker – Want To Delete Bieber From Your Internet?
Tired of seeing trends about Bieber? Pissed off at the amount of time you spend sifting through Bieber bullshit? Welcome to the rest of your life starring the Bieber Blocker
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EU Bans Sale Of Animal-Tested Cosmetics
The EU has banned the sale of any cosmetics that have involved animal testing in their production. Read about the fallout and attempt to push this rule beyond Europe.
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Weirdos In Funny Hats Meet To Elect A New Geriatric Pope
1 billion crazy people are eagerly awaiting 117 weirdos in funny hats to elect a new geriatric Pope to rule over them. Here, Sick Chirpse explains why the whole thing is a complete crock of shit.
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The Trial Of Ian Watkins Continues
Ian Watkins has strenuously denied all the charges he has been faced with and released a statement regarding his alleged pedophilia at the preliminary hearing of his trial. Read the full version here.
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After Earth, Before The Backlash
M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie looks even worse than you’re expecting it to be after hearing the phrase “M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie…”
