Why It Probably Wasn’t A Good Idea For Justin Bieber To Start A Fight With A Cameraman
Justin Beiber has attempted to start an altercation with a photographer in London. We look at why this wouldn’t be a good idea.
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Ultimate 3D Tattoo Collection
Here’s a collection of 3D tattoos that make Synyster Ink look like the worst tattooist on the planet. Oh wait…
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Women Who Hate Women – The Jolene Debate
Was it really Jolene’s fault, were her flaming locks of auburn hair really that enchanting, or was Dolly Parton’s boyfriend just a massive dick?
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Video Games: Dead Space 3 Review
Is this the greatest Sci-fi horror sequel in the history of computer games?
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In Space No One Can Hear You Poop
Ever wondered what happens to human waste in spaceships? Read on.
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Justin Bieber Attacks Paparazzi Cameraman
Justin Bieber has finally snapped after a tumultuous week and full on attacked a paparazzi cameraman. Check the video here.
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Francis Freaks Out Over Sim City Launch Disaster
Sim City had a rocky launch this week, leaving many fans upset. One of those fans, Francis, uploaded this hilarious video for the attention of the developers, where he absolutely loses his mind and has a bit of a breakdown.
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The Serbian Rock Club That’s Also A Gun Range
BZS takes us around a Serbian Gun Range/ Rock Club. Part 2 of a Series on Belgrade.
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Man United Fan Calls 999 After Nani’s Red Card
Some dumb ass Manchester United fan was so shocked with the referee’s decision to sen off Nani on Tuesday that he decided to call 999 to report the incident as a crime.
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The Oldest Man in History?
Meet Le Ching-Yuen, quite possibly the oldest herbalist in Human History.
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Ikea Recalls Daim Cake After Finding Human Poo In It
You may have been alright with horse meat, and even laughed off the dead bird in a salad incident. But now they’re putting cack in our chocolate cakes.
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Batman_LDN Explains Why Justin Bieber Was Late On Monday
The world went crazy on Monday when Justin Bieber was two hours late to his first concert at the O2 Arena, but just what the hell was going on and why was he late? Of course it had something to do with Batman_LDN. How could it not?
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Video Games: Metal Gear Rising Is Cyborg Ninja Bloodlust Smut
Messing up everything in sight with a samurai sword is an addiction from which I never want to recover.
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North Korean News Report On Dennis Rodman’s Visit
We talked about Dennis Rodman’s visit to North Korea last week and it was weird enough from a Western perspective, but the way North Korea reported on the event will completely blow your mind because it’s 100% bizarre and crazy.
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We Explain Why Your Film Choices Suck
Stop rotting your brains on remakes – watch the real, beautiful, and subtitled, deal.
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Nerds Raise £75k To Build A Real Death Star
As if America’s financial problems aren’t quite bad enough, nerds want them to build an actual death star
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The Book Of Mormon: Was It Any Good?
If you haven’t heard of The Book Of Mormon’s then you must be a curmudgeon and a troglodyte, which I truly believe, dear readers, you are not. And if we are all really Brothers and Sisters here at Sick Chirpse, then we must all have been excited by the announcement of this Theatre Production.
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A WAH! Justin Bieber Has The Worst Birthday Party Ever
I don’t remember what I did for my 19th birthday party but it probably wasn’t as extravagant as spending 10K on hiring out a club in London for me and all my friends to party at. Even so, Justin Bieber had the worst birthday ever and it was all because of one man – Jaden Smith, Will Smith’s son.
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Ketamine and Hexagons
My adventures and experiments on ketamine (or why my kidneys are fucked).
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The Strange Hidden Island of Nieu
The island of Niue has everything you could ever need: friendly locals, beautiful scenery and coins with pictures of Pokemon on.
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Was This The Lamest Mass-Produced Toy Ever?
Rocks have numerous valuable uses: paperweights, keeping the doors open…
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Waxxx & Sick Chirpse Are Throwing A Party TONIGHT
Don’t worry if you can;t get out to snowy Horizon Festival in a month because tonight we’re taking over Room 2 at the Liverpool Launch Party and we’re gonna shake the place so hard the the ceiling will start disintegrating and sprinkling down like the snowflakes over Bankso.
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Rodman For World’s Biggest Peace?
The flamboyant, towering, technicolour giant that is Dennis Rodman is the most unlikely face you can think of for a diplomat but the U.S. have disregarded that and sent him over to North Korea anyway.
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What The Hell Is This Freaky Sea Creature?
Look at that thing! That is some scary scary shit. It’s a good thing that dude put an arrow through otherwise I would be going nuts every time I even went near a river in New Jersey. Which would hopefully be never in the first place.
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Gallon Smashing – ‘The Thing That Beats The Harlem Shake’
When something is advertised as ‘the thing that beats the Harlem Shake,’ you’re probably going to feel an air of trepidation when clicking on it, but this was kinda funny. It’s way more stupid though and I’m not sure if it actually ‘beats’ the Harlem Shake.
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Monarchs Of Britain – Snapshots of History For Dunces #1
I’m a dunce at history; so I’ve tried to fix that by reading about British monarchs. Turns out there’s some right old characters. Prince Philip is nothing.
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Kanye West & Kim Kardashian – A Love Story
Ah, true love. The elusive ingredient of all sham celebrity relationships. Now that she’s pregnant, here are 5 reasons why we think Kim & Kanye could be the real deal.
