Kevin Spacey Continues To Photobomb Everyone In Site – This Time It’s Matthew Perry And Conan O’Brien
So yesterday we ran an article about how Kevin Spacey…
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Bigotry In Sport: Have We Finally Hit Critical Mass?
It’s been a hell of a week for confused, angry right-wing types in sporting circles on both sides of the pond. We take a look at why racists and homophobes are foaming at the mouth more than usual…
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Al Qaeda Have Made Their Own Video Game That Is Pretty Much An Updated Version Of Space Invaders With Crappier Graphics
Al Qaeda have made a video game set in Mali where Al Qaeda fighter jets have to repel French fighter jets. Kinda of like an updated version of Space Invaders but with even worse graphics. We decided to review it.
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This Fake Thai Trailer For Iron Man 3 Is DIY Genius
Iron Man fans in Thailand have done a no-budget shot-for-shot remake of the trailer for the third movie in the series. Cue an abundance of cardboard and the best Gwyneth Paltrow lookalike we’ve ever seen.
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The Local Elections Are This Week, Here’s Who You Most Definitely Shouldn’t Vote For (UKIP)
With your little local elections coming up this week Sick Chirpse takes a look at why you shouldn’t give your little vote to UKIP.
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Audley Harrison: Britain’s Most Punched Face Calls It A Day After Being Knocked Out In 70 Seconds In His Comeback Fight
Boxing’s answer to Frank Spencer has hinted he might retire after a crushing first round defeat.
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The Sick Chirpse Guide To Why North Korea Hates America
We all know North Korea hates America and wants to blow it sky high. But how did they get to this point of national hatred?
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Fiddle Her On The Roof! A Guide To Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Sex
An Israeli academic has discovered that amongst Judaism’s ultra-orthodox community, sex has become something of a mystery…
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FREE NO DEPOSIT BONUS CODES FOR CASINOS IN SOUTH AFRICA…
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Baseball Fan Catches Baseball In His Beer, Then Downs It Like A Boss
This is probably the most interesting thing to happen at a baseball game in the history of baseball games.
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We’ve Seen Iron Man 3 And It’s Basically An 80’s Action Movie And That’s Definitely A Good Thing
The latest entry in the Marvel movie universe is here. Sick Chirpse pays way too much money to sit in an IMAX 3D theatre in order to bring you this hot-off-the-presses review.
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CHIRPSES | INTERVIEWS | MUSIC
We Met Up With Waze & Odyssey, Grabbed Some Burgers And Talked About House Music
As Gottwood festival draws nearer, we introduced Waze & Odyssey to Manchester’s Almost Famous burgers and had a chat about their fake back story, playing the Boiler Room, WAV vs. vinyl, their new EP and, of course, Gottwood.
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New App Released To Help Stop Incestual Relationships
Everyone likes a good app and this is up there with the rest of them. It allows you to find out whether you’re related to the person you’re shagging in any way, or not.
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Jedward’s New Video Is The Most Unintentionally Hilarious Video Ever Thanks To Terrible Greenscreening And Laughable Dance Moves
I had completely forgotten about Jedward and their ‘wacky pop’ but thankfully I somehow saw they had released a new music video. And it could be one of the worst music videos in history. That’s before we even get started on the song.
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Win A Load Of Snoop Lion Shizzle And Sick Chirpse Gear
To celebrate the fact that it’s the month of 4/20 AND Snoop Lion’s released his album and his film ‘Reincarnated’ (which is basically about getting really stoned), we’re running a Snoop Lion competition.
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Zombies, Spiders And Bird Flu V2: Here Are 3 Obvious Reasons Why We’re All About To Die
A quick look at some of the more obvious ways we’re all about to die horribly that nobody seems to have noticed.
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NASA Mars Rover Accidentally Draws Penis On The Surface Of Mars
It’s good to see that finally – after $800m and 9 years trawling around the surface of Mars – one of NASA’s Mars rovers has done something worthwhile.
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JLS Announce They Are Splitting Up; Fans Predictably Go Into Meltdown While Other Twitter Users Totally Abuse Them
One of the best activities you can do when a dumb band like JLS splits up is look at Twitter/Facebook for all the dumb reaction from people. Some of this stuff really is gold.
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Dutch Company Training Astronauts For A Mission To Mars In 2023 For Reality TV Show. One Catch: It’s A One-Way Ticket
Have you ever thought to yourself “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore?”, well now it turns out there’s a chance you might not have to for much longer. Some Dutch company are taking applications to turn people into astronauts and send them to Mars in 2023, but there’s a catch, you won’t EVER be coming back.
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Syrian Electronic Army Hacks FIFA and Sepp Blatter’s Twitter Accounts And Posts Multiple Tweets Admitting To Corruption
For as long as anyone can remember, Sepp Blatter has been a dickhead. So it’s pretty jokes when his Twitter account gets hacked and he subsequently admits to corruption through it and a bunch of other really funny tweets are sent too.
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Batman_LDN Reveals The True Identity Of Saint George
Today is St George’s Day and the weather is great so you can celebrate in style. But do you actually know the true identity of St George? Batman_LDN has been looking into it, and the true story behind this holiday might surprise you.
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Composer John Ewbank Has Composed A Song To Celebrate The Dutch Royal Ascension – Is This The Worst Song Ever?
A Dutch composer has decided to mark the accession of a new monarch by composing the worst piece of music in any language, ever. Which is nice.
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Mike Tyson Is Now Following Luis Suarez On Twitter
You really couldn’t make this up. As an extra bonus we’ve got some of the best Luis Suarez photoshops too.
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Fort Ketamine
Part 2 of the Ketamine Diaries.
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Do We Live In A Computer Simulation?
Is this all an illusion? Has some higher being programmed our every emotion? Is our reality a figment of someone else’s imagination? I DON’T SODDING KNOW!?!
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Everyone Relax! The Internet Has Solved The Boston Bombing
What we need isn’t clear thinking or close investigation; internet rumours are the best way to get to the bottom of any crime…
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Someone’s Made An Electric Bra Which Gives Sex Attackers A Nasty Shock
A badass young woman in India has engineered lingerie that will ruin any scumbag who thinks no means yes.
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Boston Marathon Conspiracy Theories
A bunch of people are saying that the Boston Marathon bombings were faked and that they’re the next part in a series of ‘False Flag Events’ designed to distract the public from American atrocities going on in other countries. We take a look.
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Norwegian Army’s New Chief Is A Penguin (Seriously)
You’ve probably accomplished less with your life than a 2ft bird.
