We get it, Vladimir – you’re the most badass president who ever lived. You spend your free time inspecting shipwrecks, riding horses, hunting wild animals and having sex with your gymnast mistresses. Our prime minister plays Angry Birds on his iPad and sits at quaint cafes in Ibiza with his wife when he has a weekend off. No need to keep demonstrating through your own physical macho-ness that your country is so much harder than ours.
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