Christian Science Church Looks Like Giant Dick From Space
This is probably the best ‘building that looks like a dick from space’ picture yet and it’s even better because the building in question is a Christian Science Church.
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Chinese Bachelor Cuts Off Penis Because He Wants To Stop Thinking About Sex
A Chinese bachelor on a cold streak cut off his penis because he wanted to stop thinking about sex. He then cycled all the way to the hospital but mindlessly left his penis at home.
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Giant Beach Ball Bounces Around London
The worst storm in 25 years wasn’t really as bad as everyone had feared, but it did lead to a giant beach ball bouncing around the streets of London.
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Soldier’s SpongeBob SquarePants Headstone Removed From Cemetery
Murdered Iraq war veteran has SpongeBob SquarePants headstone removed as Cincinnati cemetery decide that it is not majestic enough to fit their usual spec of headstone.
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UK Navy Attacks Somali Pirates With Britney Spears Songs
The UK Navy have been blasting out Britney Spears tunes to fend off Somali pirates. Guess which of her songs is proving the most effective?
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Tory MP Calls Russell Brand A Twat Following Newsnight Interview
Following his almost legendary Newsnight interview last week, a Tory politician has come out and called Russell Brand a twat live on air. Find out what he said here.
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Zlatan Ibrahimvoic’s Greatest Quotes
Zlatan Ibrahimvoic is a complete sickhead and always says what he means and can usually back it up too. Here are some of his best quotes.
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Panama City Prostitute Claims She Had Amazing Sex With Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber took partying to new levels when he rode into Panama City for a concert.
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Art Student Plans To Lose Anal Virginity Publicly For ‘Art Project’
Art student Clayton Pettet is planning on losing his anal virginity in the name of an ‘art project’.
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Stupid Yanks Proves They’re Dumber Than First Thought By Inappropriate Racist Halloween Costumes
This is without a doubt the dumbest halloween costume we’ve ever seen.
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Man Turns Life Savings Into Gold, Dumps It To Keep Wife From Getting It During Divorce
You can’t beat crazy – read about how one man turned his life savings into gold and dumped them in a landfill to keep his wife from getting a penny during their divorce.
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RIP Giant George — The World’s Tallest Dog
RIP Giant George – the world’s tallest dog. Here are some photos of the big fella and a video of him babysitting.
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In El Salvador, Women Who Have Miscarriages Can Be Charged With Murder
In El Salvador, women who have miscarriages can be charged with murder. Is it any wonder then that half of suicides among 10-19 year old girls in the country are carried out by pregnant females?
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Customer Praises Waiter’s Excellent Service, Won’t Tip Because He’s Gay
Yeah, people like this still exist and it’s no surprise they’re from a redneck midwestern state.
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Brunel Fresher Student Dies In Sixth Floor Dorm Window Fall
A fresher at Brunel University in Uxbridge has died after falling to his death from the sixth floor of his halls of residence.
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Worst Mum In The World Rips Her Son’s Balls Off, Tries To Superglue Them Back On
A mum has been charged after ripping her son’s balls off and attempting to stick them back together with superglue.
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Chinese Man Visits Doctor For Abdominal Pain, Discovers He’s A Woman
A Chinese man complaining of abdominal pain went to the doctors and received a stunning diagnosis – he is actually female and had been mistakenly living his life as a man for 66 years.
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Female Bodybuilder’s Steroid Habit Makes Her Grow Penis
Candice Armstrong started working out, the started using steroids and they effectively turned her into a man.
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Pepper Spray Policeman Gets $38,000 Compensation
John Pike became famous when he pepper sprayed peacefully protesting students at UC Davis. He has been awarded $38,000 compensation after the incident caused him to suffer “depression and anxiety”
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Harry Redknapp’s Twitter Q&A Predictably Trolled
Whoever at QPR thought it was a good idea for Harry Redknapp to do a Twitter Q & A session is obviously a complete moron.
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The Revenge Of Comic Sans On NYC Subway
Comic Sans is the butt of all jokes when it comes to fonts, so why are people still using it in completely inappropriate locations?
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Brand New ‘Fart Pants’ Filter Out Your Stinkers
Finally, the answer to every guy’s problems is here.
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Artists Set Up Fake Banksy Stall In Central Park, Sell Out In One Hour
Banksy set up a stall in Central Park last week and couldn’t sell any of his art, so what happened when someone set up a stall advertising knock off fake Banksy pieces this week?
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Russell Brand Comes Clean About Jerking A Guy Off
After 11 years, Russell Brand has finally spilled the beans about what exactly happened when he jerked a guy off in a Soho toilet.
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Justin Bieber Visits Strip Club; Stripper Live Tweets What Went Down
What were you up to on Saturday night? Justin Bieber was at a strip club and luckily for us, the stripper decided to live tweet about her experience with him.
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Czech Artist Sticks Gigantic Middle Finger Up To The Government – Literally
This is definitely one way to get your point across.
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Uruguay To Sell Legal Marijuana For $1 A Gram
Uruguay is about to become the first country in the world to license and enforce rules for the production, distribution and sale of marijuana.
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Ryanair Boss Michael O’Leary Demonstrates How Not To Run A Twitter Q&A Session
Michael O’Leary started his Q & A session with a spectacularly sexist comment and proceeded to engage in even worse banter for the next hour.
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Zombie Jimmy Savile Costume Withdrawn From Sale On Amazon
Is it really that surprising that a zombie Jimmy Savile costume was going to be highly controversial? No, not at all.
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Rihanna Kicked Out Of Abu Dhabi Mosque For Inappropriate Photoshoot
Rihanna decided to stop into the biggest mosque in the world for an impromptu photoshoot. She was told she had to leave pretty quickly because her photographs were ‘inappropriate.’
