A Long List Of Sex Acts Has Just Been Banned In UK Porn
What the hell are we going to watch now?
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This New App Can Tell If You’re Wearing Fake Designer Clothes
Cheapskates beware – this app will be soon to shame you.
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Tony Blair Releases Awkward Christmas Card; Predictably Trolled On Twitter
Why would anyone want a Christmas Card with Tony and Cherie Blair on the front of it?
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The 5G Network Is Coming And It Will Blow Your Mind
It’s going to enable everything from light bulbs to cars to be able to talk to you via apps.
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This App Lets You Spy On Your Partner’s Mobile Phone If You Think They’re Cheating
This app will let your ready your partner’s text messages, listen in on their calls and even spy through their camera.
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North Korea Just Hacked Sony And Left This Message On All Employee Computer Screens
Kim Jong-un isn’t mucking about.
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Lewis Hamilton Is Recording A Rap Album
Fresh from winning the F1 championship, there’s only one thing on Lewis Hamilton’s mind.
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62 Year Old Mickey Rourke Gets Back In The Boxing Ring; Defeats 29 Year Old Opponent In Two Rounds
The old dog’s still got it.
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CM Punk Exposes The WWE And Finally Explains Why He Quit
The WWE sounds like a horrible place to work.
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Shia LaBoeuf Claims He Was Recently Raped By A Woman
He couldn’t talk about it or tell anyone as he was sworn to silence throughout the five day piece.
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French Inventor Claims He Has Invented Pill That Makes Your Farts Smell Like Chocolate
Finally, the answer to one of life’s biggest problems.
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Vladimir Putin Released A Siberian Tiger Into The Wild And Now It’s Killing Goats In China
Putin still doing Putin things.
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High School Student Arrested For Running Prostitution Ring On Facebook
She gave the girls 40% of the profits – which is probably more than an actual pimp would.
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Nanny Now Facing Attempted Murder Charges After Video Of Horrific Abuse On A 2 Year Old Toddler Was Uploaded To YouTube
Some pretty offensive footage right here.
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“No Indictment” For Darren Wilson; Riots Ensue In Ferguson
Ferguson Grand Jury returns “No true bill” and riots ensue.
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4 Year Old Boy Writes Incredibly Smooth Love Letter To Girl In Class
If he’s got lines like this when he’s four he’s gonna be unstoppable when he’s older.
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Robin Thicke Now Has A 19 Year Old Girlfriend
He sure knows how to bounce back from a failed relationship in a totally non creepy way.
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Apple Is Now Worth $700 Billion (Roughly)
Tim Cook is laughing all the way to the bank.
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South Korea Bans Selfie Sticks, Threatening Jail Time And £3000 Fine
Selfie sticks are the worst thing to be invented this decade.
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13 Year Old Set To Become A Millionaire After Making This Incredible Discovery With LEGO
LEGO can be the key to success and happiness.
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SAS ‘Quad Bike Squad’ Sent To Crush ISIS
This is modern warfare.
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Man Uses Craigslist’s ‘Missed Connections’ Section To Try And Hook Up With The Most Inappropriate Person Ever
The most niche fetish the world has ever seen.
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88-Year-Old Billionaire Duchess Dies And Leaves Nothing To Her 64-Year-Old Toy Boy Husband
She looks like Voldermort’s mum.
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Chinese University Kills Stray Dog After It Starts Attending Lectures
We should go to war over this.
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James Bond’s Laser Watch Is Now Real
Even though it was fairly useless in Goldeneye, it’s still really awesome that it actually exists.
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School Headmaster Caught Going Down On Female Maths Teacher (NSFW)
Some students filmed the whole thing.
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Here’s An Interview With A Guy Who Has Been Having Sex With Horses For 20 Years
He’s also been happily married to a woman for 19 years.
