Man Uses Craigslist’s ‘Missed Connections’ Section To Try And Hook Up With The Most Inappropriate Person Ever


The most niche fetish the world has ever seen.

You’ve probably heard of the Missed Connections section of Craigslist – or seen a similar section in the Metro – but in case you haven’t it’s where people go to try and hook up with people who probably have no clue that they even exist. I mean seriously, how desperate do you have to be to think that it might actually work? Even more desperate than the thirstiest men of Instagram I would imagine.

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Credibility was pushed to the limit with this recent post on the site in North Carolina. Granted, there are probably a lot of redneck hicks living in North Carolina, but even so, I’m having trouble believing that the below post is actually real because I can’t honestly believe that anyone would have the audacity to hit on a nurse who just delivered his wife’s baby. The world is full of surprises though. Here’s the listing:


This is probably a long shot but you were the nurse taking care of my wife while she was having our baby. I enjoyed our eye contact and would really like to talk to you more. Maybe tomorrow I will be there most of the day and I will bump in to you in the hall way or see you at the nurse station.

Wow. Wonder if that worked out for him?

(Say ‘Craigslist’ 20x time to yourself – sounds really fucking weird doesn’t it?)


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