400 Men Cut Off Their Balls Because This Guy Told Them It Would Help Them Meet God
Religion is the best.
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Manny Pacquiao Is Recording His Own Entrance Music For When He Fights Floyd Maymeather On May 2nd
Twice as pumped for this now.
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You Won’t Believe The Hole This Sour Warhead Lolly Burned In This Little Kid’s Tongue
Really living up to its name.
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Someone Has Invented A Hoodie That You Can Actually Use To Smoke Weed
Take my money now – this could be the best invention ever.
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The Wankband Is An Invention That Harnesses The Power Of Masturbation
Yes, this is a real thing.
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Liverpool Fans Are Going BALLISTIC At Dunkin’ Donuts For Editing And Mocking Their Club Crest
Wait till you see what they did to the Hillsborough eternal flames.
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Woman Loses Control Of All Bodily Fluids During Fifty Shades Of Grey Screening
We mean ALL of them.
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Check Out These Insane New Designs For New London Bridge Being Built Over The Thames
Welcome to the future.
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Former World Cup Winning Captain Fabio Cannavaro Handed Ten Month Jail Sentence
You seriously won’t believe his crime.
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New Report Confirms 63 Cases Of Abuse By Jimmy Savile At Stoke Madevile Hospital
More unbelievable revelations – how did he get away with this for so long?
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The True Identity Of Jihadi John Has Been Revealed
He’s a radicalised man from a middle class family in West London.
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The Man Who Was Found Guilty Of Having Sex With Post Box Has Just Been Found Dead
His death was unrelated.
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15 Year Old Brooklyn Beckham Has Been Released By Arsenal; May Quit Football
Having a famous dad can’t get you everything.
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Uni Student Arrested For Re-Enacting Scenes From Fifty Shades Of Grey With Girl He Took Back To His Accommodation
Not sure this guy realises how Fifty Shades works.
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American Horror Story Actor Ben Woolf Dies From Head Injury
He was in hospital since last week after being hit by a car.
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Woman Arrested For Masturbating In The Cinema During Fifty Shades Of Grey Screening
It was only a matter of time.
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The Identity Of Deal Or No Deal’s Mystery Banker Has Been Revealed
You’ll never guess who it is.
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It’s Now 1000% Official: Floyd Mayweather Has Signed For The Manny Pacquiao Fight In Las Vegas On May 2nd 2015
It’s on – for real this time.
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This Missing Theme Park Clown Was Found 10 Years Later In A Sex Offender’s Bedroom
Because of course it was.
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Teacher Fined £465 For Posting Image Of Hitler On Facebook Alongside The Phrase ‘You Were Right’
Major social media faux pas.
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A Woman Has Legally Changed Her Name To ‘Abcdefg Hijklmn Opqrst Uvwxyz’
She needed to redefine herself by embracing an entirely new moniker.
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21-Year-Old Wannabe Rapper Claims Jay-Z Is His Dad In New Paternity Suit
Is this young man Jay-Z’s long lost son? He seems to think so.
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News Website Accidentally Uses Headline ‘Kill All The Jews’; Editor Blames It On His Hangover
Taking click baiting to the extreme.
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Angry Bride Marries Handsome Wedding Guest When Groom Becomes Ill During Ceremony
Ain’t nothing going to ruin this girl’s big day.
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Some Nutcase Is Listening To Nickelback For 168 Hours Straight For Charity
Doctors have told him he could suffer irreversible ear damage.
