Kim Jong-Un Got A New Haircut And It Looks FABULOUS
Kim is absolutely rocking this fresh new look.
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ISIS Are Allegedly Forcing Doctors To Harvest Its Victims’ Organs In Order To Fund Its Operation
Gotta make a buck somehow.
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Burger King Are Now Trialling A Delivery Service In Certain Parts Of The UK
And here are the tweets to prove it…
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Police To Test New ‘Less Lethal’ Bullet Alternative
Although this looks really stupid it will hopefully save a lot of lives in America.
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New This Tattoo Removal Cream Will Fade Your Ink, Doesn’t Hurt And Only Costs £3
Quick, cheap and painless tattoo removal? This is a game changer.
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The Canadian Army Has Actually Made Master Chief’s Gun From Halo In Real Life
Canada isn’t messing around anymore.
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Meet Maggie Liu – Finalist For The Mars 100 Mission Who Plans To Give Birth To The First Martian Baby
“I will die on Mars – and give birth to the first Martian baby.”
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Police Searching For Man Who Masturbated Onto A Random Girl’s Back During Festival In Australia
We promise this won’t happen at the Sick Chirpse party.
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British Man Arrested In Spain For Killing Paedophile He Caught Filming His Daughter
Should this man be punished? If so, how?
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American Student Gored Horrifically During The Running Of The Bulls 2015
This happens every year and still people never learn.
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NASA Plans To Put Submarine On Titan
NASA’s next plan is the most unbelievable to date.
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Charles Manson Just Split Up With His Girlfriend Because She Only Wanted Him For His Corpse
Even Charles Manson has girlfriend problems.
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Dog Runs Away From Home, Travels 20 Streets, Turns Up At Hospital And Finds Cancer-Stricken Owner
Dogs are on a completely different level right now.
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PHOTOS: Toxic Yellow Cloud Sweeps Across Catalonia
No one likes seeing a yellow cloud drift over their neighborhood do they?
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Anonymous Are About To Wage War On Westminster Paedophiles With Nightmare Friday 13th Protest
It’s about to kick off big time.
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You Can Now Pick A Friend To Run Your Facebook Page After Your Death
One of the biggest problems in the world has just been solved.
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Sheep Are Set To Be Turned Into WiFi Spots In Rural Areas
No data in the country might never be a problem again.
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UFC Champion Jon Jones Has Been Challenged To A Fight By His NFL Superstar Brother Chandler Jones
Just which of the Jones brothers is the toughest?
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Tiger Woods Is Quitting Golf Because He Completely Sucks And He Knows It
You heard it straight from the horse’s mouth.
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New Theory Suggests The Universe DIDN’T Begin With A Big Bang
If only Einstein were around to see this.
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McDonald’s Serves Raw Quarter Pounder To Customer
As if McDonald’s wasn’t gross enough.
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B & Q Sends Its Staff Fifty Shades Of Grey Themed Memo Expecting Demand For Rope To Soar
It’s a good thing they’re prepared.
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Uma Thurman Has Completely Transformed Her Face; We Didn’t Even Recognise Her
She looks like Vladimir Putin’s sister.
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Robot Vacuum Cleaner Attacks South Korean Woman And Starts Eating Her Head
Robot takeover – imminent.
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This Kid Killed Someone Then Took A Selfie With The Dead Body And Snapchatted It To All His Mates
Come on kids, not everything has to go viral.
