Leonardo DiCaprio Just Got Engaged, And Here’s The Lucky Lady…
The bachelor dream just died – Leo DiCaprio killed it.
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Colorado McDonald’s Introducing First Ever Marijuana-Friendly Smoking Sections In Restaurants
These McDonald’s chains know who their real demographic is.
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You’ll Never Guess How Much Money Robert Downey Is Going To Earn For Avengers: Infinity War
I don’t even know where I would begin to spend this kind of dough.
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Netflix And Chill Condoms Now Officially Exist
Well, it was inevitable.
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This Woman Has Never Been Happier Since Pouring Drain Cleaner In Her Eyes And Making Herself Blind
Why the hell would anyone want to blind themselves deliberately?
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Science Is Working On Developing An ‘Exercise Pill’ In What Is Probably The Greatest News Ever
FINALLY – the pill we’ve all been waiting for.
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This Woman With No Arms Is Selling Completely Rank Sexual Favours On Craigslist
You have got to see this to believe it.
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This ‘Shag A Ginger’ Club Night Has Been Cancelled Because People Complained It Was Racist
Is shagging gingers racist?
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Drug Baron El Chapo Has Just Put A $100 Million Bounty On Donald Trump – Dead Or Alive
Not sure who we’re rooting for on this one.
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This Dude Survived A Grizzly Bear Attack By Literally Shoving His Arm Down The Bear’s Throat
Take a bow mate – what a story.
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Mother Sets Fire To Flat And Kills Cat After Finding Son In Bed With Gay Lover
That’s one for Jeremy Kyle then.
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Man Calls The Police Because He Got Too High, They Find Him In The Foetal Position Surrounded By Doritos And Cookies
This guy is an absolute disgrace.
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VIDEO: A Riot In Walthamstow Yesterday Was Sparked By Two Schoolgirls Fighting Over A Boy
It was all out chaos in east London yesterday.
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Here’s The ‘Cake Crush’ Sex Tape That Got A Greek Orthodox Priest Suspended
This is really, really weird.
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Man Sacked From Job Because His Farts Are So Rancid They Overpower The Entire Office
To be fair, that is a major problem.
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A Florida Court Is Forcing The Jury To Sit Through Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape During Hogan/Gawker Trial
Just be grateful you’re not on the jury for this one.
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A Florida Senate Candidate Just Admitted To Sacrificing A Goat And Drinking Its Blood
I guess that’s one way to get to the top.
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A Convicted Murderer Cut Off His Dick So It Would Look More Like An Egyptian Serpent God
As good a reason as any I suppose.
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A Woman Who Was Sat In McDonald’s All Night Had Actually Died And No One Realised
Too many chicken nuggets?
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Doctors Have Managed To Reattach A Toddler’s Head After It Was Decapitated From His Body
Technology is absolutely crazy these days.
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Apple Is Officially Developing The iRing — Apparently The Ultimate In Remote Controls
Apple reckon they’re really onto something here.
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This Little Invention Just Raised $3.5 Million On Kickstarter In Less Than 10 Days
Now that’s what I call a gamechanger.
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American Apparel Has Finally Filed For Bankruptcy
Since they got rid of their founder and CEO last year, the company has been bleeding cash.
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Sick Chirpse Just Got Hacked And This Message Just Got Plastered Over The Site
CBA with this shit on a Sunday.
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The World’s Largest Snake Has Been Captured And It Is Absolutely Huge
There’s no way you’re messing with this dude.
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Thieves Steal Loads Of Phones At TomorrowWorld Festival; Tweet About All The Cool Stuff They’ve Bought With The Proceeds
These are some of the absolute worst people in the world.
