Purple Aki Caught Touching 21 Year Old Male Student’s Muscles On Manchester Train
He’s actually breached a previous court order banning him from touching, feeling or measuring other people’s muscles here.
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At Least 10 Shot Dead And 20 Wounded In Latest US School Shooting In Roseburg, Oregon
It’s happened again – RIP to all the victims.
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Miss Italy Is Getting A Ton Of Grief For Saying She Would Like To Live In 1942 So That She Could Experience World War 2
Miss Italy just dropped one of the all time great beauty pageant answers.
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Eamonn Holmes Interviewed Jeremy Corbyn On Sky News And It Was Really Weird
Was Eamonn Holmes drunk here?
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West Brom Striker Victor Anichebe Gets In Beef With Jon Snow After He Refuses To Pose For A Picture With Him
When you get totally big-leagued by your fellow celebrity.
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London Club That Turned Away Girls For Being “Too Dark” And Fat Denies Any Wrongdoing
The text messages between the girls and the club promoter are absolutely ruthless.
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Protest Group ‘Fuck Parade’ Explain Why They Targeted The Shoreditch Cereal Cafe
Why did they target an independent business when their beef is with gentrification?
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This Is Quite Possibly The More Ruthless App Ever Created
The most terrifying app of all time is set to launch next month, and there’s nothing you can do keep your details off it.
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The Rage Against The Machine Bassist Has Apologised For The Existence Of Limp Bizkit
‘We inspired such bullshit.’
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‘Bed Under Stairs’ In London Advertised For £500 A Month
Looking for a place to live in London? We’ve got you covered.
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An Author Who Spent 10 Days With Jihadi John Says ISIS Are Plotting A ‘Nuclear Holocaust’ That Will Kill Millions
This guy quit politics to become a war reporter, and spent 10 days in the company of ISIS. Here’s what he found out.
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Schools Are Using “Marijuana Goggles” To Show Kids What It’s Like To Drive While Stoned
Smoking weed makes you go colour-blind, apparently.
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There’s Now Actually A Netflix And Chill Button And You Can Make It Yourself
Just press this and the lights are dimmed, takeout is ordered and all your calls are blocked so there’s absolutely nothing distracting you from Netflix and chill.
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Eastern European Woman Confuses Building Foam With Hair Mousse And Ends Up In Hospital
The ultimate bad hair day.
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Jim Carrey’s On/Off Girlfriend Commits Suicide After Sending Out Tragic Final Tweet
Totally tragic – RIP.
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Azealia Banks Has Vicious Twitter Fight With Eastenders Actress After Branding LGBT Community ‘The Gay KKK’
Most random beef of the century?
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Posting That Facebook Privacy Notice As Your Status Will Do Literally Nothing
Why does this keep happening every six months?
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Road Rage King Ronnie Pickering Speaks Out About Yesterday’s Incident And New Found Internet Fame
‘I’m sorry, but he was a muppet.’
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Kurt Cobain’s Daughter Just Married A Guy Who Looks Exactly Like Kurt Cobain
Like father, like son (in law).
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Here’s How To Turn Off The New iPhone Feature That’s Using Up All Your Data Allowance
Apple are proper sneaky for this one, but thankfully it’s easy to sort out.
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David Cameron Has Broken His Silence Over The PigGate Incident
He won’t sue Lord Ashcroft over the claims because he’s too busy.
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London’s Cereal Cafe Was Attacked And Vandalised By Gentrification Protesters Over The Weekend; Owners Are Refusing To Back Down Though
The cafe was targeted as it’s a symbol of gentrification and hipster culture in the area.
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Woman Gets Brutally Battered By Her Neighbour For Feeding Seagulls In Her Own Garden
Allan King saw his neighbour feeding the birds next door to him so went over there and punched her lights out.
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Vladimir Putin And Barack Obama Can’t Agree On What They Want To Discuss At Their Meeting Next Week
Who will back down first?
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The Kid Who Defended His Blind Classmate From The School Bully Just Got Suspended
Biggest case of injustice EVER.
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Harvard Employee Busted After He Stole $80,000 Of The University’s Money To Buy LEGO
That’s a lot of LEGO.
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Footage Of Animal Rights Activists Taking A Homeless Man’s Dog Off Him Is Absolutely Heartbreaking
I can’t believe these people are actually getting away with this.
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Topknots Are Making Young Men Go Bald, According To Experts
Serves you right for having such a dumb hairstyle.
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Drug CEO Dickhead Martin Shkreli Once Offered To Pay His Ex-Girlfriend $10,000 To Let Him Eat Her Out
Shady stories from Martin Shkreli’s past are making it onto the web and this one is the creepiest yet.
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Eazy E’s Protege Says He Knows How The Rapper Caught AIDS And It’s Completely Shocking
We’ll give you one guess.
