Martin Shkreli Just Got Banned From Twitter For Harassing Girl With These Creepy Posts
Serial killer vibes.
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Man Has Scissors Removed From Abdomen After 18 Year Stomach Ache
A pair of scissors would probably cause that.
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A Man’s Front Door Was Bricked Up Whilst He Was Asleep
‘It reminded me of the building of the Berlin Wall’
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Boy Gets Gifted Shark Repelling Armband; Instantly Gets Bitten By A Shark
Worst present ever.
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Experts Warn That A Zombie Outbreak Would Only Take Six Months To Wipe Out Humanity
Absolutely no chance of survival.
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Donald Trump Has Yet Again Changed His Plans For The Mexican Border Wall
Of course he has.
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Spokesperson For The ‘Millennial’ Generation Is A Hell Of A Lot Older Than He Claimed
Caught in his own web of lies.
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The Rock Has Confused Everyone With His 2017 Workout Setup
Can you smell what The Rock is pooping?
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Donald Trump Spent The Whole Morning Ripping Into Arnold Schwarzenegger
So the country’s just going to run itself then?
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Why The Hell Did Yahoo Just Drop The N-Bomb On Their Twitter Account?
Beyond offensive.
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Pornhub’s ‘Year In Review’ Shows How Messed Up 2016 Really Was
Easing the pain.
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Fox News Is About To Get Even More Terrifying Thanks To Rupert Murdoch
World domination.
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Chris Brown vs. Soulja Boy Is Going To Be The Celebrity Boxing Match Of The Year
Floyd Mayweather’s even getting involved.
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Tony Blair Has Raised £10million In Order To Fight Donald Trump And Brexit
The worst man for the job.
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Man Spends Fortune Covering Up His Arrest; Completely Forgets The Internet Exists
What year is this guy living in?
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A Major STD Is Set To Become Incurable In 2017
Wrap up guys and gals.
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Protesters Will Hand Out Free Joints To Help People Deal With Trump’s Inauguration
It’s the only way to get through it.
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This Dude Reckons He Has Figured Out The Cure For Alcohol Addiction
How controversial.
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American Idol Contestant Threatens To Sue After Waiter Calls Him ‘White Boy’
What an absolute chump.
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Expert Who Predicted Brexit And Trump Makes Terrifying Statement About The EU
Maybe it’s a good thing we got out early.
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A New Organ Has Just Been Discovered In The Human Body
We’re still learning.
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Couple Blames Ghost For Doing The Unthinkable To Their Baby Daughter
Pathetic excuse.
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Checking Your Work Email At Home Has Been Made Illegal
No more taking your work home with you.
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The French Mayor Just Destroyed The UK About Brexit With This New Road Name
Third degree burn.
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WikiLeaks Just Posted This Tweet Explaining How Julian Assange Will Prove He Is Alive
Kicking off 2017 with a bang.
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Labour Wants To Give Everyone Money For Nothing And Everyone Is Kicking Off About It
Shadow Home Secretary John McDonald has proposed a Universal Basic Income of £61 a week for everyone just for existing.
