NEWS
Woman Downs £120 Bottle Of Cognac Because It Wasn’t Allowed On Plane, Is Then Banned From Flying Because She’s Too Drunk
This was always going to be an impossible choice.
These Two Nerds Were Arrested For Plotting A ‘Mass Shooting’ At The 2015 Pokemon World Championships
Do these look like the faces of two guys who would want to shoot up a Pokemon tournament?
These Terrifying Looking Spiders Are Invading Homes And Attacking People In England
This is reality and it’s absolutely terrifying.
Ashley Madison Leaks Have Resulted In Three People Committing Suicide So Far
The Ashley Madison data breach has officially gone too far.
Man Who Had Penis Ripped Off As A Child Now Has An 8 Inch Bionic Replacement
It must be so awesome having a bionic dick.
Jermain Defoe Just Posted The Most Ridiculous Advert For A 24/7 Personal Assistant Ever
I suppose being a Premier League footballer means that you literally can’t do anything else in your life.
There’s A Creepy Guy In A Cloak Going Around Dropping Raw Meat In Children’s Playgrounds
Needless to say, people are pranging out about this one.
The World’s First Glass-Bottomed Pool Will Let You Swim 115 Feet Above London
We can’t wait to have a swim in this thing.
There’s Already A Straight Outta Compton Sequel In Development
It will focus on the Dogg Pound – Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, Nate Dogg and Daz Dillinger.
Middle Aged Woman Gets Toy Dinosaur Removed From Her Vagina After Using It To Masturbate
Some parents just need to stay the hell away from their children’s toys.
Teenager Gang Raped And Has Eyes Gouged Out By Sister In Horrific Exorcism Ritual (NSFW)
This is actually beyond horrific.
Prostitutes In Italy Ordered To Wear High Vis Vests So They’re Visible In The Dark
Easier to spot whores = easier to make the cash money.
KKK Member Built A ‘Death-Ray Machine’ To Kill Muslims And Barack Obama
Is this the American version of the ‘Muslamic Ray Gun’?
You Can Now Study Marijuana Management At University, Learn How To Grow & Sell Weed
The true meaning of higher education.
Killer Poses In The Street With Sword After Stabbing Random Woman To Death Because He Hates Americans (NSFW)
This is seriously messed up.
Donald Trump Tells CNN That Ronda Rousey Likes Him, Ronda Rousey Shuts Him Down
What exactly was Donald Trump thinking here?
The Winner Of Oprah’s Scholarship For Black Men Turns Out To Be White Guy Pretending To Be Black
Well, that’s embarrassing.
Radio Host Tells Woman That Her Husband Has An Ashley Madison Account Live On Air
The most brutal way to find out your husband is having an affair = live on radio.
Dr Dre’s Ex Girlfriend Reveals How He Used To Beat Her Up Regularly
I guess Dr. Dre isn’t the straight up G we all thought he was.
You Can’t Actually Watch Straight Outta Compton If You’re From Compton
The reason might actually surprise you.
Man Digs Up Dad’s Grave After He’s Been Dead For 30 Years So He Can Argue With Him
This must have been the most intense argument of the century.
A 38 Year Old Lifelong Virgin Has Legally Married Jesus Christ In Indiana
The perfect celebration of true love?
Scottish People Are Getting So Fat They Can’t Fit Inside The Furnaces During Cremations
Looks like America has some fresh competition as far as being fat goes.
Dude Analyses His Masturbation Habits Over The Last Three Months; Here Are His Results
Are you a bigger wanker than this guy?
Sinead O’Connor Says She Got ‘Ass Raped’ By Her Booking Agent; Unleashes This Mega Facebook Melt Down
Sinead O’Conner is NOT happy right now, and for good reason.
Bethe Correia Has Demanded A Rematch Against Ronda Rousey In A Completely Bizarre Statement
Maybe it will last more than 34 seconds this time?