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1.8KMeet Buddha – The 31 Pound Cat Who Only Eats Human Food
It's kind of crazy to think that a cat could even weigh 31 pounds, but then when you find out that it...
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Chinese Professor Builds Awesome Mountaintop Villa On Top Of Tower Block
An eccentric professor has built a mountaintop villa on top of a 26-story block of flats, and it looks awesome.
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Ryanair Refuse Refund For Dead Passenger Because She Died Too Soon
Ryanair have refused to refund a would-be passenger's ticket, because she died before the allocated 28 day death period.
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You Can Now Travel To Space For Less Than $1000 If You’re Willing To Die First
Funerals are expensive right? So why not save some cash when you meet your maker and get shot in space?
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Introducing The Winner Of The Microsoft Excel World Championship
China's Sicheng Wen is the winner of the Microsoft Excel World Championship.
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Edward Snowden Had Better Watch Out – Dog The Bounty Hunter Is After Him
If you were on the run and the whole world was looking for you, there's definitely one man you would not want...
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Post-Apocalyptic Data Restoration
Two scientists think they've devised a way to back up all human knowledge for eternity.
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Richard Dawkins Scientifically Proves How Good He Is At Pissing People Off
The world's most famous atheist manages to upset a lot of people in very little time with some poorly-expressed views on Islam.
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Californian Doctor Diagnoses Gay Patient With ‘Chronic Homosexual Disease’
A Californian patient has been diagnosed with 'Chronic Homosexual Disease'. Doctor defends actions by stating homosexual behaviour is classified as a disease.
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Pakistani Man Seeks Asylum To Escape Moustache Haters
This Pakistani man is seeking political asylum to escape the avalanche of haters giving him grief over his moustache.
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Racist Australian Political Candidate Proves She Doesn’t Know Anything
One Nation candidate Stephanie Banister proves she doesn't know anything about politics in a recent TV interview, describing Islam as a country...
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‘The Lone Ranger’ Absolutely Bombs At The Box Office
The Lone Ranger has absolutely bombed at the box office, does this mean the end for big budget films?
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This Badass Russian Has Absolutely Screwed His Bank
This absolute boss of an individual successfully managed to screw the banking system out of millions of pounds using nothing more than...
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Dolphins Are Rising Up Against Humanity
Dolphins are attacking humans more and more regularly, are we witnessing an uprising from our bottle nosed friends?
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Jokers Ride ‘Jimmy Savile & Schoolgirls’ Float Through Annual Event In Scotland
The organisers of an event in the Scottish borders have been unsurprisingly criticised for allowing a float with a JIMMY SAVILE theme ride...
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Businessman Pays £10,000 To Play For Macclesfield Town F.C.
Life-long Macclesfield Town F.C fan and successful businessman James Gorfin shelled out £10,000 to play for the team he supports. Unfortunately for...
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Shocking Video Of Police Brutality Does Further Damage To Police Reputation
Police brutality has shown us that some cops are no better than those they call 'criminals'. Here's another example of the police...
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Are Sylvester Stallone & Bruce Willis Beefing?
It's Bruce Willis Vs Sylvester Stallone on Twitter. Who are you backing?
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Justin Bieber Fans Concerned He Looks Tired, Don’t Realise He’s Just Really Stoned
The Beliebers took to Twitter last night to vent concern for how tired Justin Bieber's been looking lately. We know the truth...
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Bird Flu Passed Between Humans In China. Uh-Oh.
The feathered spectre of the apocalypse looms ever closer to humanity. Sort of.
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Aspiring Rapper Films Freestyle For YouTube While The Police Surround His House
19-year-old rapper Adequate Advocate filmed and uploaded a freestyle onto YouTube as the SWAT team had his house surrounded.
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Charlie Sheen Looks Like He’s Having A Decent Holiday
Charlie Sheen's gone on holiday and he's taken a blonde, brunette and redhead with him.
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Man Loses Court Case Against Male Oppression
This men's rights activist went to court over the preferential treatment of hot women in nightclubs... and lost.
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Mugabe Wins Election – Again
Robert Mugabe starts his 7th term in office by insulting Nelson Mandela, homosexuals and white people. Par for the course then.
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Wayne Rooney Mistaken For First Lab Grown Burger
Sky News made a major faux pas yesterday when they were discussing the first lab grown burger but instead decided to show...
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Man Gets Drunk And Wakes Up Having Lost His Manhood
Maybe when you get shit faced you might lose your wallet or your keys, but surely not your dick? That's what happened...
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Bloodhound Gang Manage To Piss Off All Of Russia
At a recent gig in the Ukraine the Bloodhound Gang, who are apparently still going, managed to piss off all Russia in...
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Black Flag Are Tangled Up In A Lawsuit Bloodbath
The legendary hardcore heroes are embroiled in a messy legal spat over copyright infringement and no-one has been spared.
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Man Has Condition That Causes Orgasm Whenever He Hears The James Bond Theme
This man has a condition that causes him to orgasm whenever he hears the James Bond theme.
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Japanese Burger King Employee Fired For Posting This Picture
You would think with all the people that are getting fired for posting incriminating pictures of them at their jobs on social...
