New York Artist Paints In Blood
Vincent Castiglia uses his own fluids to make awesome art work that would scare the kids.
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What Is She Wearing?
As Oscar Wilde said, “Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.†We explore 10 ugly and frankly stupid items of clothing girls insist on wearing.
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Brad Pitt Wants To Play A Brummie In His Next Film, But Who Could He Play?
With the Hollywood star revealing an interest in playing a character from Birmingham in his next film, Sick Chirpse considers who he could play.
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Toyota Recall Millions Of Cars For Sticky Window Switches
Toyota has been in the wars in recent years but this new catastrophe could be the death of the car-making giant and maybe even the world as we know it…
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Run Out Of Beer? Enter The Wife-Carrying Championship
If you win the North American Wife Carrying Championship, you win the woman’s weight in beer and five times her weight in cash. Whachu waiting for? Get hitched.
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Prankster Puts Fake, Hilarious Signs On London Underground
The Tube is pretty miserable most of the time. But a prankster with a sense of humour has stuck fake, hilarious signs on the Underground to make your day better. Check it.
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Nun Caught Nabbing Beer On CCTV
This nun steals beer because she’s bored as fvck with her shitty existence. And who can blame her? I certainly don’t, spending your life in isolated misery can’t be much fun.
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Dressing Gowns Are For Cunts
I’m going to tell you in eight reasonably short points (whilst you’re sitting there fondling your genitals through your silk robe), why dressing gowns are for cunts.
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This Jacket Will Make You Feel Wanted When Someone Like’s Your Facebook Status
The ‘Like-a-Hug’ is an invention that means ‘liking’ someone’s status on Facebook sends signals to the wearer’s vest which inflates to mimic the feeling of a hug. Just what everyone needs, obviously.
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The Man Who Rode The Thunder
William Rankin ejected at 47,000ft, straight through a storm cloud. He didn’t die but he did do a lot of bleeding and puking.
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Re: TimW_Brap’s Facebook Advert Rant
At first glance the new Facebook advert is completely stupid, as Tim thoroughly explained. But thinking about it, is Mark more on the ball than we like to think?
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The A To Z Of Fernando Torres
Find out things you didn’t know about Fernando Torres in this detailed A to Z guide. All of which is probably true.
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New Orleans Prosecutor Drops Spliff In Court
Most people reading this have been baked when they shouldn’t have been, and regretted it. This chap went a little too far.
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Gangnam Style Is The Key To Preventing An Asian Invasion
PSY has done brilliantly, and fair play to him. But what does his success really represent? Global shifts?
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The Sick Chirpse Guide To Surviving A Dating Show
As Take Me Out returns to our screens for yet another series tonight, Sick Chirpse offers a guide for potential hopefuls on how to acquire a date.
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What Your Breakfast Cereal Says About You
Here’s a handy guide on judging people based on what breakfast cereal they eat.
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Surf’s Up, Dogs.
Dogs surfing. Surfing dogs. Dogs on surf boards. Surf boards with dogs on them. Get it? Mental. Welcome to the California and the 4th Annual Surf City Dog Event.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week Six Round Up
Spurs win away at Old Trafford. Lightning strikes twice for Suarez at Carrow Road. Everton keep on trucking. Chelsea sweep aside Arsenal. Hardly anyone bags any fantasy football points though…
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Sick Chirpse Guide To Pulling a City Boy
How to drink a lot for free and have fun with the City bankers, here’s our definitive guide.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Well Dressed Animals
We all like to make an effort and wear a suit/dress sometimes, right? It seems that animals ain’t that different, either.
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Superheroes Getting CRUNK
This video alone is enough to make Stan Lee spin in his eagerly awaiting grave. Here’s what would happen if you leave the more well known heroes from the Marvel and DC franchises alone in Atlanta with a few bottles of Grey Goose and not enough money to get home.
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Chill Under The Ocean With Google Underwater Street View
Google Street View has just become more awesome. Now, Google Underwater Maps allows you to dive under the ocean and chill out with the coral, turtles and manta rays. Everyone’s a mermaid now.
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This Is Officially The Worst Death In The History Of Movies
Really, REALLY bad.
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Jimmy Bullard Hangs Up His Boots
Jimmy Bullard is hanging up his boots. SickChirpse bid a polite farewell to the most insane footballer since Gazza, as they celebrate some of his funniest moments.
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Death Grips’ Website Shut Down By Label
Death Grips release new album, label doesn’t like it and shuts down the band’s website. Band post free links to album, anyway. Not a fvck given.
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Stoptober: A Guide For Partakers And Non-Partakers
As we all welcome the month of October, we discuss ways of surviving the new anti-smoking initiative, Stoptober.
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Finding Your Dole Mate: Why The Job Centre Is The Hottest New Pick Up Joint
And you thought heading for Match.com was the lowest you could sink? Prepare yourself to meet an unemployed honey or hand out hunk.
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Security Firm To Train Police And Military In Preperation For Zombie Outbreak
Companies have been training their staff for an obviously realistic ‘zombie apocalypse’ scenario.
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Clyde The Thistle And Other Slightly Shittter Mascots
The Glasgow 2014 mascot is shit but is it as shit as the rest? We take to dem interwebz to find out so you don’t have to bother.
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Crazed Hostel Owners And Chronic Snoring In The City Of Naples
An InterRail trip to Italy is dominated by Giovanni, the obsessive-compulsive host, along with a whole array of bizarre hostel guests, not to mention a heavy dose of Neapolitan culture.
