The Redneck Way To Carve A Pumpkin
Why waste time carving a pumpkin when you can just shoot the fvck out of one like this redneck? He’s got the right idea.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 8 Round Up
Rooney bangs goals in at each end. Mata wipes the floor with the Yids. Arsenal forget how shit Norwich are and let them win. Mark Noble bends over and shits out two goals.
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NEW SPORT: Bossaball = Football & Bouncy Castles
Volleyball, football, capoeira, trampolines and bouncy castles all in one sport. Fancy it?
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Nick Griffin – Policies As Ugly As Him
We take a closer look at the most unpopular man in Britain’s dumb party & their policies. And also laugh at his face a bit.
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The Boys Of Summer Are Back
Great Scott! We’ve gone back to the 1980’s. The dress code is radiculous, the women are unkempt but luckily that’s it for thatch as Mrs Thatcher aint on the scene because we’ve travelled back to Miami.
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Underwater Dogs: A Different Side To Man’s Best Friend
Dogs are man’s best friend. Here are some unique photos to our furry buddies that show a different side to them we rarely see, when they’re underwater.
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VIDEO: The Reworked Adverts That Are Better Than The Originals
Jabooody’s advert antics rework crappy TV ads into 60 second long pieces of smut.
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Football Role Models: Joey Barton
We take a look at model professional footballer Joey Barton’s glittering career so far.
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Ceefax Is About To Be Shut Down After 38 Glorious Years
Britain’s last analogue TV’s are about to be switched off – which means Ceefax, the original Teletext, is on its deathbed after 38 years of perfect flawless service.
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Who’s The Bigger Twat: Adrian Chiles Or Mark Lawrenson?
Mark Lawrenson and Adrian Chiles are both twats that pollute our television screens but which one is the bigger twat. We take a closer look to find out.
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Little Girl Mistaken To Be Skunk Shot By Family Member
Shooting things can be fun. But if it’s dark, and there’s a children’s party near by, how about we drop the gun yeah?
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US Navy Funds MacGyver Robot
The US Navy is funding the development of a robot that can use everyday inanimate objects around it to save lives.
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PHOTOS: Senegalese Best Sheep Contest
If you are bang into African sheep and/ or you’re an X-Factor groupie, read on….
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Dirty Dirty Leeds Fan Sparks Out Kirkland
Chris Kirkland lets in a goal and is rewarded by getting dropped by a dirty Leeds hooligan. Mama said knock you out.
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The Human Scarecrow – Best Job Ever
I am so jealous of this guy. He just chills out in a field all day. It’s like a constant festival but without all the bell ends and crap music.
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Base Jumper Falls 4,000 Feet, Doesn’t Die
BASE jumping is crazy as fvck as it is, but when you’re swinging off a gymnastic high-bar to launch into your jump then you’re asking for trouble. And this guy gets in some serious shit.
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The US Remake Of The Inbetweeners Is Actually Good!
The Inbetweeners US is actually really funny! It’s like the same but like different in a like totally awesome way! Wooo! Go Team!!
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 7 Round Up
Suarez gets shot by a sniper. Chelsea still top. Mark Hughes pretty much sacked. Reading still can’t win. Michu gets another fvcking goal. Week 7 of the SickChirpse fantasy football league.
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Three Things I’d Rather Do Than Watch England
England are shit and there’s no getting around it. Here are three things we’d rather do than watch another England match ever again.
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PSY vs Ghostbusters Remix
Gangnam Style is annoying and shit. Ghostbusters is awesome. But pair the two and you have a quality remix to start your weekend.
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REVIEW – Comedian Tim Key – Brighton Dome
Tim Key – review of his Brighton show – Masterslut – not just funny but different. Anyone who gets to chill with Alan Partridge is fine with me.
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America’s Least Wanted: The USA’s Worst Ideas
America is one of the world’s Superpowers. It also comes up with some super shit that makes the mind boggle. Find out some of the worst things to come from Yankville, USA.
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VIDEO – Mental Homophobic Rant In Nebraskan Council Meeting
This anti-gay rant went viral earlier this year, if you missed it, enjoy it’s full glory here. Remember, everyone has the right to an opinion even if it is MENTAL.
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DOOM & Madlib Live Review
What happened when Carhartt brought together some of the best names in hip hop under one roof… Truly a night to remember for those lucky enough to have tickets
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Brian Sewell: The Real Brian Badonde
Take Facejacker’s Brian Badonde and strip away the speech impedement and the homosexual desires. Add a heaped tablespoon of culture and knowledge, and a dash of badassery, and you’re left with Brian Sewell.
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Crazy Indonesians Play Football – With A Coconut That’s On Fire
These Indonesian broz are crazy. Not as crazy as Russian broz and Japanese hos but they come pretty close: they play football with a coconut that’s on fire.
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Monstrous Gull Attack In Dublin
Feathered leaders of the Howth skies attempted to hijack a trip to the Irish coast.
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Big Foot or Big Farce?
Yeti-Hunt 2012 is about to start in the Kemerovo, Russia. Sick Chirpse investigates whether the recent Sasquatch sightings are genuine or just cranked up Russians dressed up as Chewbacca and Harry Henderson. Oh … and they also found a Big Foot pube!
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The Ottoman Slap – Ancient Fighting Technique
In modern western culture the slap is a girls approach to a skirmish, but in ancient Turkey the Ottoman slap was all powerful. These videos will show you why.
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Jack Wilson – Photophobia E.P.
Jack Wilson delivers another standout hip hop release with the “pay-what-you-want” PHOTOPHOBIA E.P.
