Human Ken Doll, 22, Left With Broken Nose By Thugs Who Wanted To ‘Ruin Perfect Face’
That’s not good.
Has Jessica Alves reached her final form?
Remember Rodrigo Alves?
Hindsight is always a killer.
An addict never quits.
That’s definitely not going to hold up in court.
Gamers around the world rejoice.
As if the London Underground in rush hour wasn’t terrifying enough.
Shame they’ve ended up looking like a couple of twats.
Valeria was left with wounds to her face and a gash on her lip after she claims two men attacked her outside her home in her native Odessa, Ukraine.
I pulled a little Gumtree hoax to see what percentage of humanity is pure scum. The results were shocking (well, actually, they weren’t).
You would think the man and woman who surgically altered their bodies to become human Ken & Barbie dolls would get along pretty well. Turns out they don’t.
Unfortunately this isn’t ‘Village of the Damned’ – a 15 year old girl is living every day of her life emulating a doll.
The former Human Ken Doll isn’t interested.
How is she still breathing?
Didn’t take long for him to embarrass himself.