The Human Ken Doll Wants A Sex Change So That He Can ‘Become Barbie’

What a jump.

We’ve been following the moves of Rodrigo Alves AKA the Human Ken Doll for quite some time now because let’s face it, it’s fascinating.

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He’s been making all kinds of crazy claims about what he’s going to do about his next surgery but I don’t think anyone predicted this – Ken is now planning on a sex change so that he can become Barbie.

Yes, the 34-year-old has had enough of trying to look like a male doll and is now considering becoming a female one instead:

One day when I’m older, I may have a sex change and become a Barbie.

Apparently being Ken is no easy feat:

It takes constant maintenance. Bits fall off and need repairing now and again.

Yeah, maybe because you’ve had so many surgeries that the surgeries now need surgeries. Apparently he can barely breathe from having so many nose jobs.

Alves recently declared that he’s no longer having liposuction (well at least that’s something) and is instead favouring a healthy diet. This news came after he put on weight due to stress in the lead up to his TENTH nose job.

I have been suffering from anxiety lately which led me to gain nearly three stone.

All of my outfits are very tight and the best ones don’t even fit me anymore, if you think that I have spent too much only in plastic surgery, you are wrong. I have spent much more on shoes, belts and clothing, which now don’t fit me anymore.

I will be spending the day of my birthday undergoing very pain and risky surgery to try to correct my breathing.

I don’t want to have to have another nose op, but I have no choice. I have been stuffing my face like crazy to compensate for the stress and worry, and I’ve gained more weight than ever.

Well I guess good luck to him with the weight loss and all that. He’s a total numpty for undergoing so much surgery that he’s literally put his life at risk and the fact that he’s even thinking of a sex change is utter madness – he’s already spent thousands trying to look like the archetypal bloke and he’s still not happy. Lord knows what he’ll get up to if he tries to convert this into being a woman.

He’ll probably end up like this woman who had six ribs removed so that she could look like a cartoon.


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