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Asylum Seeker Asks Shoppers In Tesco If They’re English Before Stabbing Them

NEWS / timw_brap

Welcome to England.

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Iceland Have Created A Whole Burger Patty Made Of Halloumi

FOOD / timw_brap

Level up.

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An Online Prankster Is Swapping Veggie Lasagna Labels For Meat Lasagna Labels

FOOD / timw_brap

Is this funny?

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Tesco Is Now Selling Nando’s Hottest Sauce Ever

FOOD / timw_brap

Think you can take it?

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A Man Chased Shoppers Through Tesco With An Axe

NEWS / timw_brap

Not your regular shopping trip.

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Someone Ordered Eggs Benedict At Tesco In Wigan And It Looked Like This

FOOD / timw_brap

That’s not so good.

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This Man Reckons He Found A Cat Anus In His £1.50 Tesco Tinned Beef Curry

NEWS / timw_brap

Looks delicious.

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Tesco Is Selling One Litre Bottles Of Jack Daniel’s For Just £18

NEWS / timw_brap

Merry Christmas.

Tesco Is Selling One Litre Bottles Of Jack Daniel’s For Just £18 Read More »

This Tesco Shelf Stacker Made £14.5 Million In One Year After Quitting His Job

NEWS / timw_brap

Guess how?

This Tesco Shelf Stacker Made £14.5 Million In One Year After Quitting His Job Read More »

Woman Goes Viral After Wearing Flesh Coloured Leggings To The Supermarket

NEWS / timw_brap

What the heck?

Woman Goes Viral After Wearing Flesh Coloured Leggings To The Supermarket Read More »

Tesco’s Have Released Crisps That Are So Spicy You Need To Wear Gloves

FOOD / timw_brap

Hot stuff.

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Asian Couple Victims Of ‘Racist Police Attack’ After Tesco Refused To Sell Them Fifty Bottles Of Water

CHIRPSES / timw_brap

This is a weird one.

Asian Couple Victims Of ‘Racist Police Attack’ After Tesco Refused To Sell Them Fifty Bottles Of Water Read More »

Tesco Are Releasing Pigs In Duvets This Christmas

FOOD / timw_brap

This is getting out of hand.

Tesco Are Releasing Pigs In Duvets This Christmas Read More »

Tesco Is Opening A New Bargain Supermarket Called Jack’s To Rival Aldi And Lidl

NEWS / timw_brap

Supermarket wars.

Tesco Is Opening A New Bargain Supermarket Called Jack’s To Rival Aldi And Lidl Read More »

Tesco Are Selling A Giant Jaffa Cake For Just £1

FOOD / timw_brap

OMG.

Tesco Are Selling A Giant Jaffa Cake For Just £1 Read More »

Tesco Are Now Selling Alcoholic Ice Pops

FOOD / timw_brap

Summer 2018.

Tesco Are Now Selling Alcoholic Ice Pops Read More »

Beer Is Actually Starting To Run Out In The UK Due To A CO2 Shortage

NEWS / timw_brap

Stock up.

Beer Is Actually Starting To Run Out In The UK Due To A CO2 Shortage Read More »

Aldi’s Big Daddy Steak Is Returning Just In Time For The Bank Holiday

FOOD / timw_brap

You’ve gotta be quick.

Aldi’s Big Daddy Steak Is Returning Just In Time For The Bank Holiday Read More »

Tesco Is Launching A Plant Based Vegan Steak That Is ‘Indistinguishable From Real Steak’

FOOD / timw_brap

Believe it when I see it.

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Tesco Are Selling Bottles Of Jack Daniel’s For Just £8

NEWS / timw_brap

Go go go.

Tesco Are Selling Bottles Of Jack Daniel’s For Just £8 Read More »

Viagra Is Now Available Over The Counter At Morrisons, ASDA, Superdrug And Tesco

NEWS / timw_brap

What a day.

Viagra Is Now Available Over The Counter At Morrisons, ASDA, Superdrug And Tesco Read More »

Watch This Kid Throw A Trolley Onto A Busy Dual Carriageway From An Overpass

VIDEOS / timw_brap

Police are searching for the idiot.

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Tesco Is Selling A Litre Of Baileys For £12

FOOD / timw_brap

It’s Christmas time.

Tesco Is Selling A Litre Of Baileys For £12 Read More »

Tesco Is Going To Stop Selling Heineken, Tiger, Sol, Amstel And Other Beer Brands

FOOD / timw_brap

Guess why?

Tesco Is Going To Stop Selling Heineken, Tiger, Sol, Amstel And Other Beer Brands Read More »

Mulled Wine Scented Bog Roll Is The Rank New Festive Creation From Tesco

NOT THE NEWS / Billy Bronson

Even your toilet breaks can be festive.

Mulled Wine Scented Bog Roll Is The Rank New Festive Creation From Tesco Read More »

Tesco Sent Someone A Jar Of ‘Jimmy Savile Marmalade’

NEWS / timw_brap

Great branding.

Tesco Sent Someone A Jar Of ‘Jimmy Savile Marmalade’ Read More »

Charlie Brooker Predicted The Marmite Shortage In His New Series Of ‘Black Mirror’

TV / MF Jones

How does he do it?

Charlie Brooker Predicted The Marmite Shortage In His New Series Of ‘Black Mirror’ Read More »

Man Punches Five-Day-Old Baby In The Face After Mistaking It For Doll In Tesco

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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There’s Now A Facebook Group Dedicated To Rating Your Shitty Meal Deal Combos

FOOD, INTERVIEWS / Hatti Rex

Egg and cress sandwiches can do one.

There’s Now A Facebook Group Dedicated To Rating Your Shitty Meal Deal Combos Read More »

Man Found Dead In Tesco Freezer

NEWS / timw_brap

Tesco Value.

Man Found Dead In Tesco Freezer Read More »

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