A Lettuce Was Beamed Onto Parliament Hours After Liz Truss Quit
The final humiliation.
Butt implants are on the up.
Better start jackin’ it if you want that promotion.
‘Every manner of inbred mutant adorns the streets.’
It’s not looking so good for the East Midlands.
Anything to make the time pass faster.
Being electrocuted doesn’t feature once.
Why hasn’t this happened sooner?