His outfit was completes by Speedo swimming trunks and flip flops.
As if you need another reason not to eat at Subway.
It's a lot harder to get up the stairs these days.
You really couldn't make the server's response up.
We all know the feeling.
Didn't see that one coming.
How to be a baller 101.
This is how they used to do it back then.
Think he's compensating for something?
Everyone in China is freaking out over this guy.
You've gotta have some balls to pull these books out on the subway.
Do you know this man?
When your day goes from bad to worse.
It's never right to hit a woman, but can you say she didn't have this coming?
Just when you thought your morning commute couldn't get any worse...
This fight takes a nasty turn when the two teenagers attempt to push the 51 year old man off the moving train.
Nothing says 'f*ck everyone else on this train' like Urban Armor's 'Personal Space Dress' - see how it works.
At least they don't have any massive global events coming up.
Think your commute's kind of shitty? Imagine being stuck in this carriage.
Pretty much the definition of first world problems.
Passenger on a train in Edmonton, Canada suddenly transforms into Emily Rose and scares the life out of everyone.
The truth may actually shock and appall you.
The commercials are often the best part of the SuperBowl, and that was definitely the case last night. Unless you had to...
Observe this fantastic rendition of Lil Jon's Get Low, sung by a drunk dude on the subway.
The perfect soundtrack to accompany a dramatic puking on board the subway in New York.
A man used a hidden crotch cam to catch women staring at and photographing his giant bulge while he pretends to nap...
The No Pants Subway ride is an annual worldwide event now. Here are some of the best snaps from it.
These two risked their lives to get a video of them twerking on the subway. Worth it?
Crazy surveillance footage of two Russian gangsters shooting a guy twice while in a carriage filled with passengers.
This is probably the only good idea Russia has ever had.