One of the worst spots a guy can find himself in is having to defend his girlfriend against a dangerous and possibly armed opponent who’s ready and willing to escalate the situation.

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What are you even supposed to do in a situation like that? Get stabbed in the chest over an iPhone? Or sit there and shit your pants like this guy did:

Manhood well and truly obliterated. I mean I don’t really blame the guy for rolling over like a submissive puppy, but you have to admit getting made to look like a bitch like that on camera is not a good look at all. Let’s hope this dude has a better rest of the week.

For footage of a robbery attempt that didn’t quite go to plan, click HERE.