Because he's obviously the greatest Spanish teacher in the world.
No one likes seeing a yellow cloud drift over their neighborhood do they?
Wonder why it took so long to save him?
She looks like Voldermort's mum.
He's not even the first choice keeper.
The Undertaker would be proud.
This makes absolutely no sense at all.
So chuffed for this guy.
All these years, we've been lied to.
The best tag team on the street art scene right now.
The Islamic State intends to rule over Spain, China and the Balkans - amongst other territories.
It's called the La Tomatina Festival and it happens in Spain every year.
Not the first death attributed to a selfie but easily the dumbest so far.
Serves the dickhead right.
These two are totally stealing Magaluf blowjob girl's spotlight.
Jeremy Kyle is trying (and failing) to film a documentary on all the shit that goes down in Magaluf.
Another year, another bunch of Spaniards getting obliterated by charging bulls.
This really did turn out to be the worst deal in history.
'Mamading' is an alarming new sexual trend and naturally us Brits are at the forefront of it.
Pretty cocky move turning your back on the bull like that.
The sickest goal of the Word Cup so far gets the flipbook treatment.
The 2014 World Cup is officially underway but this doesn't mean we can't butt-in with a fashionably late guide to the teams...
We all know Spain are famed for their tiki taka style, but this is how they refined it - with hours of...
Pyros the bear is facing castration because heâ€™s so good at getting laid that people fears heâ€™s limiting genetic diversity in his...
We debunk some 'facts' from history that you definitely thought were true.
This is the perfect way to deal with racism. Mad props to Dani Alves.
A half-naked woman had to be rescued by firefighters from the bottom of a well after falling in while having sex with...
Was it worth it? Probably not.
Watch as this bull absolutely rockets this lady over the fence and into the crowd - brutal.
A river of blood, a pink lake and the biggest ice cave in the world. Have a gander if you've got itchy...