This should end well.
A modern day tragedy.
The condom we didn't know we needed.
Great news.
Ribbit.
Looking (legit) crazy right now.
This level of ruthlessness takes an unbelievable amount of balls.
The ultimate sore loser.
That’s quite an achievement.
These stories just keep getting worse and worse.
The results are startling – and almost instant.
Fact or fiction?
This is getting messy.
She's alive.
Everyone's fucked.
What?
Someone's been busy.
Apparently it's going to feel just like the real thing.
Don't really blame him.
Busted.
What a bummer.
Looking pretty good now considering.
Young, dumb, teen mum.
But that’s the failsafe prevention method.
Tough love.
Controversial.
The Antichrist.
Doesn't get much sadder than this.
They've officially gone too far this time.
"The DNA tests show... well, well, well."