Trying to get pregnant can be difficult at the best of times, but it’s even more so if the penis is being stuck in the wrong hole.
I feel like the majority of people who aren’t incels/virgins know how to have vaginal sex – and even virgins/incels probably know how to as well because they spend all their time obsessing about it – but apparently there are some people out there that think a butthole is a vagina. I know, crazy right?
Anyway, this couple from China in their mid 20s had been married for four years and trying to have a baby following a lot of pressure from their respective families and so were forced to go to the doctors to see what was up. It was there that it was discovered that the woman had never actually lost her vaginal virginity and the pair had been having anal sex throughout the entirety of their relationship. Awkward.
After another inspection, it was also found that she could fit three fingers in her anus. Don’t even wanna think about how they figured that one out. Beyond awkward.
Anyway, Liu Hongmei said the following about the case:
The couple were very young, the man 26 and the woman 24. They were very healthy, but, despite being married for four years, couldn’t conceive.
Their family was giving them a lot of stress because of it.
Four years of marriage and neither the husband nor wife knew how to get pregnant. Couples so lacking in general knowledge are very rare.
But it is not uncommon for people to lack or have misconceptions regarding sexual knowledge.
I mean yeah maybe but that’s kinda a big one. Not sure she’s got that right.
Anyway, the story had a happy ending as Liu gave them a guidebook about sex and some pointers and the woman had conceived less than six months later. Woohoo. If these two dumbasses can get pregnant then there’s hope for all of us.
For more anal, check out Gwyneth Paltrow’s guide to anal sex. Legend.