The Most Modified Man In The World Has Cut Off His Finger To More Closely Resemble The Devil
Goals.
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Russian Intelligence Plot Fails After Ukrainians Realise Pilot’s Girlfriend Is Way Too Hot For Him
The best story on the internet this week.
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Russia-Ukraine Crisis Fuels Market Volatility
With Russia’s escalation in Ukraine over the past week, markets…
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TikTok Users Are Being Traumatised By Banned Movie ‘Megan Is Missing’
How did this happen?
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Conspiracy Nuts Think Coronavirus Is Cover For Trump Taking Down International Celebrity Paedophile Ring
Tom Hanks is apparently the leader.
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Doctors Are Urging Guys Not To Masturbate Into Banana Peels
It’s actually very dangerous.
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Two Guys Are Trying To Visit Every Single Greggs In The Country
A big task to undertake.
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The EU Shot Down Boris Johnson’s Brexit Strategy Moments After He Became Tory Leader
Looking forward to October 31st.
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This Video Of A 74 Year Old Woman Being Rescued By A Helicopter Is The Most Viral Video Of 2019
9 million views in 24 hours.
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This Guy Cut Off His Nose, Hacked His Ears And Tattooed His Eyeballs To Look Like A Skull
If that’s what you wanna look like bud.
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Watch This Guy Taking A Crap In Public Slip On His Own Turd
Serves him right.
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Nando’s Refuse To Be A Part Of Tory Plan To Use High Street Discount Cards To Recruit Younger Members
As if Nando’s could get any better.
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Watch Geordie Shore’s Aaron Chalmers KO His Opponent In 30 Seconds Flat
The most unexpected MMA champion.
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Man Checks In Can Of Lager As Luggage On Plane Trip; Ends Up Arriving In Perfect Condition
Special cargo coming through.
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Jerry Springer Is Now Breaking Into A Career In Politics
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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Watch This Guy Explain How He Runs A Legit Autoshop In The Day, Then A Chop Shop At Night
He’s unbelievably rich thanks to his criminal enterprises.
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Magaluf Mayor Comes Up With Ruthless Plan To Deal With ‘Boozed Up British Scum’
He’s had enough of Brits abroad.
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A Fish Finger Is Taking On Lib Dem Leader Tim Farron In The General Election
As if this election couldn’t get any dumber.
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Woman Breaks Up With All The Guys She’s Been Seeing Via Group Text
Brutally efficient.
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15 Year Old Girl Shoots Her Mum Dead Point Blank Before Writing Chilling Facebook Post
People are seriously messed up.
