It’s not uncommon for porn parodies of current cultural events to appear on PornHub – who can forget two years of Hard Brexit? – but I’m not really sure anyone out there was crying out to see a LEGO porno.

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Whilst it’s undeniable that the LEGO movie is a big event and is going to be completely awesome – everything is awesome – I’m not sure if it’s really appropriate to be making a pornographic version of it. I mean does the LEGO movie need more sex? Is that why people go and see it?

If you aren’t already disturbed about the whole idea of this, then you can look at the trailer for it below and also read the summary. But be warned, it’s pretty messed up:

So much brick-sucking and block-stuffing that you may question what the brick the folks at WoodRocket and Pornhub were thinking.

Nobody thinks Rammit is special. Even Wildpiehole has her doubts… until she gets a load of his big yellow pants-brick.

It is the Penis of Resistance.

Now it’s up to them to go Fifty Shades of Yellow before it is too late!

Ugh pornos are so stupid aren’t they? I don’t even know why they bother having a plot most of the time when it’s as dumb as this. I suppose maybe there are some LEGO fetishists out there but are there really enough to make funding this movie worthwhile? Really unsure of the answer to that question.

For more of the same, check out these burgers that are made out of LEGO. Actually look dope.