Not even Gove could keep a straight face trying to defend it.
You couldn't make it up.
How the hell did he end up like this?
It was the same guy who recently ate the pig's head.
Another brick in the wall.
Good reason to be fair.
It's 200 times hotter than a jalapeño.
Celebrating in style.
You were doing so well Pete.
The latest fashion.
Didn't take long for him to embarrass himself.
He can say literally whatever he wants and still get their digits.
Giving him the send off he deserves.
Balls of steel.
Of course he has.
Give up mate.
Back in 92.