Really good idea dude.
Blast from the past.
It's called 'The Everything Burger' for obvious reasons.
Logical by his standards at least.
Say you want about Lady Gaga, this was awesome.
The culprit has come out with his hands up.
He wasn't burned, it was a piece of delicious ham on the dog's face.
Prepare to have your mind blown.
This is another one of those questions I've never really thought about, but the answer turns out to be pretty rad.