Turns out they don't all secretly crave dick.
The girls are going on particularly ruthless in this week's Tinder round-up.
These tips are guaranteed to help you last (at least) 15 seconds longer.
Secret Santa sorted.
This will make you feel so good about yourself.
This guy admitted he doesn't go down on girls and the Internet is NOT happy.
Take my money.
30 days without masturbating - no wonder they all end up looking like crap.
Another day, another completely weird yet profitable Japanese business.
No, this is not a troll. Sky News genuinely debated whether air conditioning is sexist on their programming.
This girl's response to a guy asking for her phone number is Grade A GENIUS.
This is an uncomfortable watch.
Mary is straight up wifey material.
Feminist rage = activate.
It's not your fault, really.
Good news for the dudes out there.
This week's Tinder round-up features a guy named Pierre-Oliver who just might be the biggest twat in history.
Are you a 'benevolent sexist'?
Religion is the best.
Going shopping really sucks sometimes.
They should really have had us practice this in Biology.
Street harassment - so hot right now.
This guy is even more insane than we thought.
The 'women against feminism' Facebook page is picking up some steam.
Tempers have been flaring this week about the WWEOTT blog, but is it actually that bad? We take a shot at defending...
The Guardian sent this young lady out in a van and asked her to start catcalling at men and saying abrupt sexist...
Apparently this is a fertility festival but it just looks like a giant dick worshipping festival to me.
You spend your life trying to figure them out, but one 12 year old boy has the secret.
Every male on the planet can relate to these harrowing photographs of miserable men out shopping with their girlfriends.