The news we've all been hoping for.
Well well well.
Meet the men who never get laid.
Located in the middle of a forest that's bigger than Germany.
We're still living in the dark ages.
Katelyn is using her Tinder profile to make money in a completely outrageous way.
"There's a Pikachu in my pussy, come and get it."
Priced at just £50 a session.
What the actual fuck?
Absolute unadulterated debauchery.
This week's Tinder round-up features every father's worst nightmare.
Good news all round.
Monica's tongue can do unnatural things.
This week's Tinder round-up features the most narcissistic profile of all time.
Athena has an NSFW offer only the thirstiest of guys would take up.
So that explains it.
Don't think it's really worth the trade off.
The damage could be irreversible.
Double the fun.
How dare straight males be straight?
Is she talking about you?
This week's all-male Tinder round-up features at least 3 serial killers.
Kinda missing the point?
This will improve your sex life ten-fold, apparently.
We decided the fellas needed their very own Tinder round-up.
This week's Tinder round-up is just too ridiculous to deal with.
Well, this sucks.