The Best And Worst Tinder Profiles And Conversations In The World #246

Beth is making a tally of penis sizes in this week’s Tinder round-up.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go:

And we’re off…


Think you could compete in the heavyweight championship?


How to spot an engineering student.

At least she waved.

Well, damn.

I’m sure she’s never heard that one before.

Living life to the fullest.

Racism has ended.

You’re on the wrong app dude.

So when’s the wedding?


How to secure an instant left-swipe.


… what?

Mega based.

Someone to bring home to mum and dad.


Looks like it.



With a picture like that, who needs a bio?

The long con.

Did she give you permission to reply?

Where the hell is Juan swiping from?


Took that a bit far.

Blatantly a straight dude who’s had luck pretending to be gay “but has never been with a woman”.

Seems like he wants to stay single.

Big yikes.

And here I was thinking this chat was unsalvageable.

Good to know.

Aaaaand we’re done.


Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.


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