Well that's worrying.
Good luck making it to this age.
Cue the backlash.
"If you like girls who look like they haven't slept in 4 days hmu."
"Looking for someone to do dad things with".
Why do men do this?
This should end well.
Don’t try this at home.
It's decidedly unsexy.
No need to worry about losing your hair anymore.
About 50% NSFW.
The news we've all been hoping for.
Well well well.
Meet the men who never get laid.
Located in the middle of a forest that's bigger than Germany.
We're still living in the dark ages.
Katelyn is using her Tinder profile to make money in a completely outrageous way.
"There's a Pikachu in my pussy, come and get it."
Priced at just £50 a session.
What the actual fuck?
Absolute unadulterated debauchery.
This week's Tinder round-up features every father's worst nightmare.
Good news all round.