Florida Teen Assaults Granddad Because He Didn’t Give Her Her ‘Fair Share Of Tomatoes’
Did the tomatoes contain meth?
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Celine Dion Is Begging Drake Not To Get Her Face Tattooed On His Body
‘Please Drake, don’t do it.’
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Horny Couple Kicked Out Of Nando’s After Being Caught Shagging In The Toilet
No macho peas for you two.
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Tesco Have Launched Battered Vegan Brussel Sprouts For Christmas
There’s absolutely no denying that the worst part of a…
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First Dates Contestant Admits How She Was Catfished By Her Best Friends
With friends like these….
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A Crazy German Man Has Opened Up A Sausage Themed Hotel
Get me booked in.
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Mother Calls Police After Domino’s Left Her Broke When They Cancelled £37 Order
There’s nothing worse than being completely broke, but being broke…
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Aldi’s Foot Long Pigs In Blankets Are Finally On Sale This Week
You probably remember a month or so ago we told…
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You Can Now Order A Roast Dinner Online From Toby Carvery
Ever ince the advent of Deliveroo, the nation has become…
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Phil Mitchell Buying Fish And Chips On His Moped Is The Best Thing Ever
He’s just like you and me.
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The Japanese PM’s Wife Pretended Not To Speak English To Avoid Talking To Trump
Hats off to this woman.
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This Death Row Inmate’s Last Meal Will Actually Make You Jealous
Going out in style.
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Woman Launches Foul Mouthed tinder Rant At ‘Ginger Midget’ When He Cancels Their Date
The tables have turned.
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Man Breaks Into House To Fry Chicken And Drink Vodka
As good a reason as any.
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Man Beats The Crap Out Of His Mum With A Pork Chop Because She Wouldn’t Give Him A Ciggie
When the nicotine craving takes over.
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Love Avocados? Then This Restaurant Is For You
Surprised this hasn’t happened sooner.
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This Russian Kingpin Had An Absolutely Insane Reaction To The ‘Stop A Douchebag’ Campaign
The kids were calling him out for being double parked.
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This Video Of A Sushi Fish Still Flapping Is Fucking Gross
At least make sure your food is dead first.
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9 Times JME Tweeted Pics Of His Lunch That Almost Turned Us Vegan (But Not Quite)
Certified delicious.
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London Is Getting Its First Naked Restaurant
The waiting list is already at 5000.
