Get out of jail free card.
Why hasn't this happened sooner?
That robotic penis has brought him a lot of interest.
Balls of steel.
Of course he has.
The sordid price of higher education.
This guy won't ever quit.
Bieber steps up the level of dickheadery another notch.
It's too late to say sorry.
Fairly predictable but still pretty great.
There's always one.
How does he sleep at night?
He's never one to mince his words is he?
The perfect way to boost ratings.
It had to happen.
'He thought he was being cool but he was being a fucking dickhead.'
This guy needs to be shut down ASAP.
Serves you right for having such a dumb hairstyle.
Obviously been watching too much Harry Potter.
What an absolute bell end.
Someone's losing the plot.