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Fetishist Rescued By Firefighters After He Gets His Penis Stuck In 13 Metal Sex Rings

Metal ring

If you like it, put a ring on it. But maybe not 13 of them.

A man from Munich recently had to be saved by firefighters after he got his penis stuck in 13 metal sex rings. The elaborate and careful rescue mission had to be carried out by an angle grinder. Needless to say, he is one lucky man to have his penis still intact.

The 52-year-old managed to hold out for four days until the pain was too much and he took himself to the emergency section of Munich hospital. However, the doctors were unable to help and had to call in the fire brigade. Huge embarrassment combined with acute physical pain = not a good time. Apparently he nearly passed out when they came in with angle grinders.

Angle grinder

It took the team nearly an hour to remove each one, as they had to be extremely careful not to cut into his dick. Luckily he came out unscathed although I reckon he won’t be messing around with any heavy-duty fetish items for quite some time.

Question is why was he messing around with the rings in the first place? German publication The Local asked the employees of Berlin’s Dildoking sex store, who said that this fetish has been in trend ever since penis rings have been about.

They added:

I can’t give an estimate of how big his penis is, but it doesn’t have to be particularly big, because there are different sized rings.

Also, people like to use greater numbers of rings in order to stretch their penis — it’s a specific fetish.

That is a specific fetish — still no way near as depraved as what Hitler allegedly liked to get up to in his free time. That is some messed up shit, literally.

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