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Unluckiest Dude Ever Got Bitten On The Dick By A Poisonous Spider

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The stuff of nightmares.

It’s always a bit rank using a porter potty to do your business, but now there’s an extra reason for avoiding them – you could get bitten on the dick by a poisonous spider.

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Thankfully, this is probably only going to happen if you’re like the dude in this story and attending an event in Australia, but still, it’s something to think about isn’t it? I don’t want to have to worry about a spider jumping up and biting my dick at any point in my life really, thank you very much.

You’ve gotta feel sorry for the unnamed guy it actually happened to though. He was doing his business today when a red back spider managed to take a chunk out of his dick. Fortunately for him, it’s not a deadly bite but he still experienced nausea, severe pain, sweating and convulsions. Grim.

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Thankfully he was administered an anti venom and he’s now in a stable condition. But man, what a story to tell to everyone back home – he’s never gonna live that one down. Everyone is going to be reminding him about it and rinsing him for the rest of his life. Unlucky pal, but I guess on the plus side at least he’s still alive.

Make sure you keep a look out when you’re using porter potties in the future. For more nightmare inducing spiders, watch this video. Don’t say we didn’t warn you though.

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