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Colombia Is Considering Legalising The Cocaine Industry

NEWS / timw_brap

Good idea.

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Watch A Colombian Prostitute Snort Cocaine Off A Guy’s Ass

VIDEOS / timw_brap

Wild.

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Football Legend Diego Maradona Has Died Aged 60

FOOTBALL / timw_brap

RIP to a true great.

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Daniella Westbrook Is Seeking Legal Advice After Being Trolled On ‘Gogglebox’ For Being A Coke Addict

NEWS / timw_brap

They made fun of her dissolved septum.

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A Guy In Ireland Called The Police When He Lost A Bag Containing €40,000 Worth Of Cocaine

NEWS / timw_brap

It didn’t end up going well for him.

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Son, 47, Wearing Negligee Decapitated Mum & Put Her Head In A Freezer, Then Tried To Blame It On 83-Year-Old Dad

NEWS / MF Jones

Worst son ever.

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The Queen’s Guards Were Jailed For Having A ‘Coke Fuelled Mini Rave’ During Lockdown

NEWS / timw_brap

Party time.

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Village Postmistress Sold Cocaine Alongside Envelopes And Stamps

NEWS / MF Jones

She’s known in her village as Deirdre the Dealer.

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Here Is The Photo Of The Poop That Ended Johnny Depp & Amber Heard’s Marriage (NSFL)

NEWS / MF Jones

It’s finally here (NSFL).

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Over 740 Criminals Arrested & £55 Million Seized In UK’s Biggest Raid Ever (VIDEO)

VIDEOS / MF Jones

Holy crap.

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British Man Caught Smuggling Cocaine Inside Fake Penis After Landing At Airport

NEWS / MF Jones

Cockane.

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Coked Up Banker Tries Insane Swimming Pool Stunt On 30th Birthday, It Goes Horribly Wrong (VIDEO)

VIDEOS / MF Jones

A birthday to remember.

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Drug Dealer Tries To Escape Police By Sitting Naked On His Roof, Is Quickly Persuaded To Get Back Inside

NEWS / MF Jones

Flop shotter.

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Expert Warns That County Lines Teen Dealers Are More Scared Of Gang Leaders Than COVID-19

NEWS / timw_brap

Demand is through the roof.

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Netflix’s New Show ‘White Lines’ Looks Like A Cross Between ‘Ozark’ And ‘Money Heist’

TV / timw_brap

Your next obsession.

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Smugglers Stashed £1 Million Of Cocaine In Face Masks Headed To The UK

NEWS / timw_brap

Busted.

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A Dealer Found With £57,000 Worth Of Cocaine In His Car Argued He Was A Key Worker

NEWS / timw_brap

I guess there is a case.

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The Price Of Cocaine Has Skyrocketed Due To Coronavirus

NEWS / timw_brap

What a difference a week makes.

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Drug Dealers Are Drastically Lowering Their Prices Because Of Coronavirus

NEWS / timw_brap

Good news.

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Spanish Cops Have Broken Up A Planned Drug Fuelled Orgy During Coronavirus Lockdown

NEWS / timw_brap

Party poopers.

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Fiona Apple Explains She Quit Cocaine After An Excruciating Night With Quentin Tarantino

NEWS / timw_brap

Don’t blame her.

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The French Government Was Forced To Explain Cocaine Doesn’t Kill Coronavirus After Several False Reports

NEWS / timw_brap

No shit.

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Drug Charity Tells Cocaine Users To Use Colour Coded Straws To Avoid Coronavirus

NEWS / timw_brap

Good idea I guess?

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A Woman Accidentally Took 550 Times The Normal Dose Of LSD & It Had A Surprisingly Positive Effect On Her

NEWS / MF Jones

Oh my God.

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The Cops Have Seized £100 Million Worth Of Cocaine In Biggest Ever Drug Bust

NEWS / timw_brap

Busted.

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Drug Dealer’s T-Shirt Made It Unbelievably Easy For Police To Catch Him

NEWS / MF Jones

Dumbest drug dealer ever.

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Diego Maradona Claims He Was Abducted By Aliens But Can’t Tell Anyone About It

NEWS / MF Jones

Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

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Steve-O Tells Us About The Closest He’s Come To Dying

NEWS / timw_brap

RIP.

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Walmart Have Released A Christmas Jumper Of Santa Doing Lines Of Cocaine

NEWS / timw_brap

Can’t believe they sold this.

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Entrepreneur Tried To Smuggle Cocaine Worth £133,000,000 On His Yacht

NEWS / MF Jones

That’s a lot of cocaine.

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