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Drug Users Are Paying £200 A Gram For ‘Ethically Sourced Cocaine’

NEWS / MF Jones

Woke coke.

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Police Man Busted Snorting Coke Off A Playboy Model’s Boobs Has Joined Her On OnlyFans

NEWS / MF Jones

A real fairytale ending.

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Pablo Escobar’s ‘Cocaine Hippos’ Won’t Stop Having Sex And Poisoning Waterways With Toxic Poop

VIDEOS / timw_brap

This is a crazy story.

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Murderer Tried To Dissolve Victim’s Body In Acid After Watching Breaking Bad

NEWS / MF Jones

Spoiler: it didn’t work.

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Drug Dealer Caught After Posting Picture Of Cheese Online

NEWS / timw_brap

Busted.

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One Of UK’s Most Wanted Fugitives, Michael Moogan, Has Been Arrested In Dubai

NEWS / MF Jones

How’s the war on drugs going?

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George Jung – The Inspiration Behind The Movie ‘Blow’ – Has Died Aged 78

NEWS / timw_brap

RIP to a true trailblazer.

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Ex TOWIE Star Mike Hassini Has Been Charged With Intent To Supply Cocaine

NEWS / timw_brap

Not another one.

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People Think That Oscar De La Hoya Was Drunk/High During Guest Commentary At Paul/Askren

NEWS / timw_brap

Holy moly.

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Horror Photographs Show How Cocaine Rots The Skin And Genitals Ahead Of ‘Biggest Weekend Ever’

NEWS / timw_brap

Gross.

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Cocaine Sales ‘To Hit Record This Week’ As Punters Return To Pubs After Months

NEWS / MF Jones

Supporting small businesses.

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Jockey Adrian McCarthy Banned After Being 1,000 TIMES Over The Cocaine Limit

NEWS / MF Jones

There’s a limit?

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Demi Lovato Reveals That She Mixed MDMA, Cocaine, Weed And Oxycotin Before Overdosing

NEWS / timw_brap

That will do it.

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Tommy Robinson Accused Of Spending Thousands Of Supporters’ Money On Cocaine And Prostitutes

NEWS / timw_brap

He’s just filed for bankruptcy.

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Eastenders’ Patsy Palmer Storms Off GMB Interview After Fury Over ‘Addict’ Tagline

VIDEOS / MF Jones

Rickaaayyyyy!

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Freddie Gibbs Accidentally Confessed To Shooting A Crackhead 9 Times On Joe Rogan

VIDEOS / MF Jones

Joe’s reaction is priceless.

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Police Have Seized 44 Pounds ($2.8 million) Of Cocaine Coated Cornflakes

NEWS / MF Jones

Breakfast of champions.

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Donald Trump Jr. Criticises Teachers Unions In Video Speaking In Front Of Gun Wall

NEWS / timw_brap

Unhinged.

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Two Guys On A Jet Ski Caught With £200,000 Worth Of Cocaine Between UK And Netherlands

NEWS / timw_brap

They almost got away with it.

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Richard Bacon Denies Snorting Cocaine Off A Blue Peter Tortoise As He Addresses 1998 Sacking

NEWS / MF Jones

If you say so.

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Here’s A Live Video Of The Trump Family Reacting To The Assault On Capitol Hill

VIDEOS / timw_brap

They’re all celebrating and partying.

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Amazing Video Of Peruvian Cops Dressed As Santa Claus & An Elf Busting A Drugs Ring

VIDEOS / MF Jones

UK police need to step their game up.

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Colombia Is Considering Legalising The Cocaine Industry

NEWS / timw_brap

Good idea.

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Watch A Colombian Prostitute Snort Cocaine Off A Guy’s Ass

VIDEOS / timw_brap

Wild.

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Football Legend Diego Maradona Has Died Aged 60

FOOTBALL / timw_brap

RIP to a true great.

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Daniella Westbrook Is Seeking Legal Advice After Being Trolled On ‘Gogglebox’ For Being A Coke Addict

NEWS / timw_brap

They made fun of her dissolved septum.

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A Guy In Ireland Called The Police When He Lost A Bag Containing €40,000 Worth Of Cocaine

NEWS / timw_brap

It didn’t end up going well for him.

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Son, 47, Wearing Negligee Decapitated Mum & Put Her Head In A Freezer, Then Tried To Blame It On 83-Year-Old Dad

NEWS / MF Jones

Worst son ever.

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The Queen’s Guards Were Jailed For Having A ‘Coke Fuelled Mini Rave’ During Lockdown

NEWS / timw_brap

Party time.

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Village Postmistress Sold Cocaine Alongside Envelopes And Stamps

NEWS / MF Jones

She’s known in her village as Deirdre the Dealer.

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