When you just absolutely have to have sex that very moment.
The royal penis is clean, your Highness.
Is that a new dance move?
I say Ayia, you say Napa.
Worst thief of all time.
My whole life is a lie!
Nick Jonas is getting hazed.
If a club won't let you in because you're wearing a pair of Adidas, it's going to be shit anyway.
Sounds like he has every right to to be honest.
What's the problem exactly?
Jack Jones has done it again.
He's the Juice baby.
One of the best mash ups ever just got an even better sequel.
Just when you thought he couldn't sink any lower.
Paul McCartney should have Tyga murdered for this.
Is this a legitimate excuse?
Rednecks hurting themselves is always fun.
This is an A+ masterclass in trolling.
Whatever you did on NYE, be thankful you weren't bouncing the doors at this place.
Be careful this Christmas.
This is so good.
This post sent chills down my spine.
What an insecure little douche-bag.