Aston Villa are still shit. RVP is the one. Why don’t Chelsea give Lamps a contract? Super Mario basically isn’t allowed to play for Man City anymore. The Premiership had a busy Xmas.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Christmas Roundup Read More »
If your club doesn’t want to give you a two year contract or £200,000 a week – what do you do? You ride your contract out and leave for nothing. Here are the footballers who can go on free transfers come June.
The Bosman Contract XI – Who Is Going For Nothing In The Summer Read More »
Being a Birmingham fan, I got the best Christmas present ever yesterday when Villa got spanked 8-0 by Chelsea. It turns out I wasn’t the only person who absolutely loved it though. Check out some of the best (and worst) reaction here.
Villa Got Spanked 8-0 – Here’s Some Of The Best (And Worst) Reaction Read More »
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa finally won. Michu scores again. Joe Hart’s ass drops out all over the Etihad. Just another week in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Roundup.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 16 Roundup Read More »
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa still hasn’t won. Arsene has forgot how to win. AVB is even winning away now. The roundup of the weekend’s results in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 15 Roundup Read More »
Nearly England manager, nearly Ukraine manager and now the main man at QPR. Who is Harry planning on bring in for the Hoops? More importantly who would his Ultimate XI be? Courtesy of FIFA 13 we bring you Redknapp’s World XI.
Harry Redknapp’s Ultimate World XI? Read More »
Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren’t shit. QPR are still shit. The weekly roundup from the weekend’s footy.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 13 Roundup Read More »
RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the Premiership and more importantly the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League – check it.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 12 Roundup Read More »
Since Chelsea formed in 2004 under Roman’s empire they have had 8 managers come and go. Here is what we would imagine Roman Abramovich’s proposal to the next manager would be.
The Roman Abramovich Guide To Being Chelsea Manager Read More »
Suarez gets shot by a sniper. Chelsea still top. Mark Hughes pretty much sacked. Reading still can’t win. Michu gets another fvcking goal. Week 7 of the SickChirpse fantasy football league.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 7 Round Up Read More »
Find out things you didn’t know about Fernando Torres in this detailed A to Z guide. All of which is probably true.
The A To Z Of Fernando Torres Read More »
Seems like Leon Knight’s favourite hobby is to do loads of coke and commentate on videos of him scoring goals.
Leon Knight Commentates On YouTube Clips Of His Goals Read More »
Can this week get even more fucked? I doubt it, with so far a face getting chewed off, organs getting eaten, and now some guy throwing his intestines at cops.
Man Cuts Out Intestines, Throws Them At Cops Read More »
Woman gets so bored of Champion’s League Final she decides to pick her nose instead. Either that, or she couldn’t look at Franck Ribery anymore.
Woman Gets Bored Of Football, Picks Nose Instead Read More »
Gary Neville blows it as Fernando Torres scores against Barcelona – Everyone probably heard this earlier but why not relive it? It was that funny.
Gary Neville Has An Orgasm As Fernando Torres Scores Against Barcelona Read More »
Ever feel like your team doesn’t get enough compliments? Worry no more friend. You’re going to want to read this…
What did Steve think of Chelsea’s first game since Chelsea sacked yet another manager?
Arsenal’s Champions League hopes hang in the balance tonight, how will they fare?
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE PREVIEW – ARSENAL VS MILAN Read More »
Join our Bodugi.com league to try and beat Sick Chirpse’s FA Cup predictions and win a cash prize
PLAY AGAINST SICK CHIRPSE IN THE FA CUP Read More »
Where’s Wally? At Manchester City’s Christmas party.
MANCHESTER CITY’S CHRISTMAS PARTY Read More »
Fernando Torres’ miss on Sunday is already being called the miss of the millennium. But was it actually? We check out a couple more…..
THE MISS OF THE MILLENNIUM Read More »
Drew Larabee discusses why he hates the January sales
WINDOW OF INOPPORTUNITY – WHY THE TRANSFER WINDOW SUCKS Read More »
Another day, another story about some idiot who changed his name to something ridiculous
LIVERPOOL FAN WHO CHANGED HIS NAME TO FERNANDO TORRES IS LEFT STUNNED Read More »
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