Fernando Torres Misses An Absolute Sitter In Pre Season Friendly
Two yards out with the goal at his mercy.
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VIDEO: Hilarious Drunk Man City Fan Trying To Stand Up After Victory Against Crystal Palace
As the title race took another turn over the weekend, one Manchester City fan took his celebrations to the next level.
José Mourinho Gets Cocky In Phone Call To Manuel Pellegrini, Arsene Wenger, Brendan Rogers, David Moyes
Following Chelsea’s victory over Man City, the other managers got together and gave Jose Mourinho a call to find out just how he managed to pull it off.
VIDEO: Jose Mourinho Says West Ham Play ‘19th Century Football’, Sam Allardyce Laughs
Mourinho had some choice words for Sam Allardyce’s West Ham after last night’s game – but the big man is apparently not fussed.
VIDEO: Chelsea Fans Claim To Know About Players That Don’t Exist
When tested on their football knowledge, Chelsea fans didn’t want to look like idiots so made up a bunch of stuff but end up looking like even bigger idiots.
Roman Abramovich’s Girlfriend Uploads Senseless Fashion Pic On Martin Luther King Day
Dasha Zhukova didn’t pick the best of days to upload this photo of her sitting on a chair/black woman hybrid.
Ashley Cole’s Friends Use Him To Steal £110,000 Worth Of Jewellery
Two of Ashley Cole’s mates used his name to gain the trust of two jewellers who they then beat up and robbed.
Carlton Cole Absolutely Schools Twitter Troll
People have often wondered just what the point of Carlton Cole is, well with this ruthless putdown of a Twitter troll he’s justified his whole existence in less than 140 characters.
Fan Captures Paul Pogba Wondergoal From The Perfect Angle
You haven’t really ever seen a goal until you’ve seen it from the most perfect angle possible. Luckily for us, someone caught Paul Pogba’s Juventus wondergoal from said angle.
Infographic Displays The Essential Stats For The Three Amigos
Everyone loves The Three Amigos of Chelsea but how well did each of them do last season? We compare the stats.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Season Review – Who Won The Big Sick Chirpse Merch?
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round-Up. Premiership round up for the season. Who came out on top? What lucky managers won some free shit?
The Promo Video For The Release Of Norwich’s Home Kit Might Be One Of The Worst Adverts Ever
This advert is so unbelievably bad that I can’t even believe it’s been made.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week 38/39
Utd win the league. Wigan finally go down. Man CIty screw up in the Final. Mancini is gone. Spurs’ asses drop out. Chelsea secure Champs League. Week 38/39 of the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League April Roundup
Gareth Bale shits goals. Bentekkers is a monster. Man Utd have won it again. Thank God QPR are down with Reading.
Mike Tyson Is Now Following Luis Suarez On Twitter
You really couldn’t make this up. As an extra bonus we’ve got some of the best Luis Suarez photoshops too.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 30 Roundup
Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the majority of teams across the 100 strong Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League with only three teams managing to surpass the 50 point mark. Props go to 80th placed Josh Watkins’ Bluesbrother who managed 51 points as well as Nicky Greenhow’s Boomerwanger who are now 8th …
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 27 Roundup
The FA Cup is sick but watching football highlights on ITV is testament to putting sandpaper to my dick. Nevermind all that though – here’s this week’s fantasy league roundup.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 26 Roundup
Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 25 Roundup
QPR keep two clean sheets. Demba Ba does an impression of Adam Ant. Man Utd keep on winning. When the fvck is Abramovich gonna sack Rafa? Gareth Bale still looks like a monkey.
Eden Hazard Sent Off For Booting Director Of Swansea’s Son In The Ribs During Match
Last night Eden Hazard was sent off for kicking the a Swansea ball boy during a match. It turns out the ball boy was the Director of Swansea’s son and he now had 80K Twitter followers.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Christmas Roundup
Aston Villa are still shit. RVP is the one. Why don’t Chelsea give Lamps a contract? Super Mario basically isn’t allowed to play for Man City anymore. The Premiership had a busy Xmas.
The Bosman Contract XI – Who Is Going For Nothing In The Summer
If your club doesn’t want to give you a two year contract or £200,000 a week – what do you do? You ride your contract out and leave for nothing. Here are the footballers who can go on free transfers come June.
Villa Got Spanked 8-0 – Here’s Some Of The Best (And Worst) Reaction
Being a Birmingham fan, I got the best Christmas present ever yesterday when Villa got spanked 8-0 by Chelsea. It turns out I wasn’t the only person who absolutely loved it though. Check out some of the best (and worst) reaction here.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 16 Roundup
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa finally won. Michu scores again. Joe Hart’s ass drops out all over the Etihad. Just another week in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Roundup.
