Breast case scenario.
'It's way worse than anything I did.'
Unprecedented levels of torture.
Talk about dodging a bullet.
The school of death.
The vibrator stood no chance.
Real life Jason Bourne.
Nothing to lose.
It was only a matter of time.
Hard as nails.
More evidence why stupid Americans shouldn't be allowed to bear arms.
Of course you can buy a Motorhead dildo collection.
Have a guess.
Classic Suge Knight move.
Because in Russia, you're not even safe when you're driving a tank.
You've probably never asked yourself this question, but you know you need to know the answer.
Although this looks really stupid it will hopefully save a lot of lives in America.
Hangover bringing you down? At least you're not getting shot by snipers.