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You Can Now Buy A Motorhead Dildo Collection

Motorhead Dildo

Of course you can buy a Motorhead dildo collection.

There comes a time in every band’s career when your regular merch just isn’t going to cut it anymore – check out some of this crap as evidence of that.

For Motorhead that’s come with the release of their 22nd album Bad Magic, which they’ve decided to celebrate by releasing their own set of dildos. Lemmy was quoted as saying that they had a song called ‘Vibrator’ on their first record, so it makes sense that they would have their own one day. It’s just a shame it probably took them 21 records and 40 years to sort out.

The collection come from British company Lovehoney is called Motörhead – The Official Pleasure Collection, which kind of sounds like one of Madonna’s Greatest Hits collections. You get four bullet and torpedo shaped devices (which you can see above) that are all named after some of the band’s iconic songs, although I don’t unfortunately have these names yet.

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Motorhead Dildos

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Lovehoney’s co-founder Neal Slateford had the following to say about it:

Motörhead’s massive fan base is a testament to their popularity, with the band having sold more than 15 million albums worldwide.

With the announcement of the band’s 22nd studio album Bad Magic in August and their warmly received Glastonbury Festival appearance this year, we are certain that Motörhead – The Official Pleasure Collection will become a firm favorite for lovers and rock fans alike.

We designed these classic vibes for both fans of Motörhead and rock lovers, as well as those who just want a cool looking toy to add to their collection.

The range captures the rock and roll lifestyle of the band perfectly, and offers a unique counterpoint to the traditionally pink and purple toys that currently dominate the market.

Well yeah quite – I’m sure this will prove a popular stocking filler for all those female Motorhead fans come Christmas this year. Check out this orchestral version of Ace Of Spades if you missed it earlier this week.


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