'Michael, I can't believe you came.'
The perfect match.
Nothing else compares.
The weirdest thing you'll watch all week.
Not sure why this exists, but it's fucking powerful.
Never go up against a professional.
What a guy.
Someone could've died, LOL.
Clearly not a fan of law enforcement.
Of course he is.
Remember when they used to cost 10p?
This blows the 'Double Down' out of the water.
He's travelled back in time to save us all.
Get a room guys.
'Is that against the law, to have sex with a 13-year-old when you’re 44? Yes! It’s against the law!'
You'll never need to hunt down a waiter for a fork again.
Sounds like a great time.
I’d rather check out some rad freestylers.
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One guy actually starts crying.
â€œWhat is the scally? What do they want? Why are they here?â€
This is seriously messed up.